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	Monday, February 21, 2005

Mom is Back!!!! After major technical issues such as a roached hard drive, Mom is finally back on-line in the blogosphere! Yippeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8:12:39 PM    comment []

An Alaskan Bobbit Shades of the Bobbit case. This weekend, an Anchorage woman enraged by an impending breakup, cut off her boyfriend's penis. It was the lead story in this morning's Daily News. I'd actually heard about the machete work yesterday. A friend of ours is an ER doc and I got the gory details last night. Omigod. The story has many amazing features: After informing his mistress (his wife's niece) that he wanted to discontinue the affair, the mistress suggested they have one more roll in the hay for old time's sake. She also suggested that since he liked to be tied up, that doing the ol' bondage thing one last time would be fun. He foolishly agreed. After the guy's Mr. Midnight was sliced off, the woman flushed it down the potty. She then drove the poor guy to the emergency room. The ER personnel reported the event to the police. The police summoned AWWU (Anchorage Waste Water Utility) to the home. An AWWU worker was able to remove the potty and retrieve the severed member from the plumbing trap. Fortunately, the trap was cold so the severed member stayed nice and cool. Amazingly all of this happened within three hours and the surgeons were able to reattach the penis. Unbelievable. That woman is looking at some serious jail time. 8:08:34 PM    comment []

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