For Sale
With the economy being how it is, and money being tight all over, no potential source of income can go unchecked. Always being a man of self-sacrifice, I've looked into selling myself. After visiting Human For Sale and filling out their short survey, I've been appraised at being worth exactly $2,205,880.00.
Personally, I think I'm a bargain.
Any serious bidders must contact me in writing with details of any prior human ownership history and proof of liability coverage. Financing available.
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