Thursday, June 26, 2003

Justice Served Chante Jawan Mallard was found guilty by her jury of murdering the homeless man that she rammed with her car and got stuck in her windshield.  Her attorney presented a vigorous defense, putting all of one witness on the stand.  The witness' contribution to her cause was that the victim was probably unconscious while lodged in Chante's windshield, and therefore couldn't moan.  Outstanding defense.  I don't know about you, but if I were on trial for my life, I'd want more than just a moaning expert on the witness stand for me.  Who was the expert, anyway?  A porn star? In other Texas courtroom news, the Supreme Court ruled today that it is ok for homosexuals to get frisky with one another in the privacy of their own homes.  Now not being gay myself, this isn't exactly going to affect my life in any measurable way, but I still support the ruling.  It's nice to know that if I do ever get the overwhelming urge to get down to business with any of my male friends, that option is there. Oh, and if I ever did find myself on the wrong side of the law, I can only hope that I'm not placed in the same cell with Dion Milam.  While I'm sure his insights into today's court rulings would be thought-provoking, it seems to me that Mr. Milam needs some time alone.  A lot of time alone. Related link: Hilarious mugshots Famous mugshots 12:08:30 PM     |

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