Saturday, June 28, 2003

I'd Rather Not Be Fishing I hate those t-shirts and caps that read "I'd Rather Be Fishing."  If you have anything that says that in your wardrobe, please take a few moments to burn it.  Please.  Because frankly, I really don't see the point of wearing something that stupid.  First off, if it means that much to you, quit whatever you're doing right then and fish your whining heart out.  Secondly, why do you think the rest of the world cares about your fish fetish?  You don't see me walking around with a shirt that reads "I'd Rather Be Chomping On A Steak," though I might be thinking that from time to time.  Besides, how come those shirts are almost always for stuff that predominantly white guys would do?  Fishing, hunting, sailing, and golf.  Those are the four major flavors those shirts and hats come in.  How come you never see one that says "I'd Rather Be Reading"?  Or "I'd Rather Be Dancing"?  Now the only way I'd cave in on this issue is if I found a shirt that said "I'd Rather Be Squirrel Fishing."  That's a pastime  I could pass time with.  Unfortunately, I haven't seen a squirrel around here in ages.  I wonder if it works with cats. Related links: Squirrel Fishing More squirrel fishing 6:38:34 PM     |

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