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Sunday, February 15, 2004
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI
CURRENCY
[Begin - Who ever has this bill
buy a power ball and u will have the luck of a lepracon and you will
foresure win but ya gotta give me a cut because you gotta help a
brother out - end]
It worked! I won $10 million!
Here's your dollar back, bro. Consider it "your cut".
posted by Harvey at 8:54:47 PM permalink HOME
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HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED! BY A COOKIE!
Darren of Colorado Conservative has a post on an
affirmative-action-mocking bake sale sponsored by the CU College
Republicans (Darren forgot to link his source, but this one's pretty close). These have become fairly standard events across the
country, where honkies get charged a buck for the baked goods, and
minorities get discounts. I think it fairly well demonstrates the
silliness of racial preferences.
What got me going was this line:
CU officials initially objected to the bake sale saying it would be a violation of the 1964 civil rights act.
Discounted baked goods are a violation of Federal Law?
Must be all those evil carbs.
As an afterthought, I'm wondering what would happen if someone held a bake sale where whitey got the discount?
posted by Harvey at 3:36:45 PM permalink HOME
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I WAS JUST CURIOUS
and now you know the truth.
(Link via Candy of Candy Universe (2-1-03 CTRL+F "bitchy"))
posted by Harvey at 2:33:03 PM permalink HOME
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OK, YOU'RE NOT STUFFY
Pietro, at Smarter Cop has taken slight offense at my having referred to him as "stuffy" over one of his King of the Blogs reviews where he dissed Where The Hell Was I?'s brand of goofy humor. He explains thusly.
That depends on what you call 'goofy humor'. If you're referring to the
smash-a-brick-over-your-head or fight-with-vegetables or
holy-hand-grenade type of humor such as the type produced and performed
by Monty Python, I have no such prejudices against it. If, however,
someone came up to me and shouted "Look! I'm funny! Laugh, darn it!
[Expletive Deleted] See? That's funny! I said a bad word! Wakka wakka!"
I would not laugh, I would give them a polite kick in the head. That's
not Monty Python type humor, that's Fozzie Bear type humor. Once you've
learned irony and satire, it's hard to go back to yuk-yuks.
Fair enough. I stand corrected.
On the bright side, if Charlie's looking for an "about me" quote, here ya go:
Charlie is the Fozzie Bear of blog humorists.
posted by Harvey at 2:12:11 PM permalink HOME
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SO THAT'S WHERE CANDY HEARTS COME FROM
Graumagus of Frizzen Sparks brought it up, so I tracked down the quote from a transcript of Futurama:
Gwen: My family has been making these hearts since the 1900's. Tastes may have changed but our secret recipe sure hasn't.
[She points to a machine mixing Bone Meal and Earwig Honey.
Sounds about right.
posted by Harvey at 1:25:58 PM permalink HOME
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NOT SURE WHAT GENDER YOU ARE?
Confused by those harsh and discriminatory bathroom door symbols?
Do you go to college in Beloit, Wisconsin?
Heather of Angelweave is here to help you out. Next time you need to pee, just look for this symbol.
(Additional hat tip to Boots & Sabers).
posted by Harvey at 12:39:55 PM permalink HOME
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
(Introduction)
My favorite place to be is inside of your hugs where it's warm and loving.
posted by Harvey at 12:02:57 AM permalink HOME
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI
CURRENCY
[Religion is something left over
from the infancy of our intelligence. It will fade away as we adopt
reason and science as our guidelines.]
Unable to get "In God We Trust" removed from U.S. currency, the ACLU settles for "equal time".
posted by Harvey at 12:00:53 AM permalink HOME
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