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Monday, February 16, 2004

TODAY'S LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

I wanted to kiss this woman so bad, I wondered how I would stay alive without it.

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TODAY�S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

[If you find this $ you will have good luck 4 7 yrs.]

DAMMIT! I ordered one of those "beat the urinalysis" kits, and they sent me this!

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ALLIANCE HQ STUFF

Susie got her lie in late, but it's worth the wait

Alliance members not in full compliance with their duties were publicly humiliated

A Filthy Lie: Evil Glenn - the AWOL years

Pinto's Blog repented his evil ways & has a great Glenn quote

PGH assignment reminder: What will the dead terrorists get instead of Paradise and 72 virgins?

I've got my PGH gem cut, but it needs a little polish before I post it.

... and no, "polishing my gem" is not a euphemism for something.

... this time.

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A PERSUASIVE CASE

In a recent post, I briefly mentioned the importance of being able face facts and deal with them objectively when discussing controversial subjects. In that case, it was to consider the possible benefits of using Nazi doctor data to benefit medical science.

It turns out that hM of homicidalManiak wrote an extraordinarily well-thought-out paper on exactly that topic in her senior year of high school. Although I found it a little uncomfortable to read some of the details of the brutal human experiments, I found her essay to be well-written, even-handed, informative, and persuasive. If you have any interest at all in the Holocaust, it's well worth the 5-10 minutes it takes to read.

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I KNOW WHO THE KERRY INTERN IS

It's the Gleeful Extremist

I want to tell you all something.

I am the Kerry intern.

Let GE break it down for you. I was young and dumb. He was on his first botox treatment and still had that "come hither" look before that ketchup woman destroyed him. Those beautiful eyes. That Gallic profile. That shaggy haircut. Sigh.

We met when he was already in the Senate and hadn't finished cashing all the checks from his first wife. He spread the money around like it was going out of style. I was just an intern and thrilled to be working for a fellow whose ideals so closely matched those of ~~al Quaeda~~ the rest of the international community. When he started paying special attention to me, I thought it was because I had worn a headscarf that day.

Heh. Go read the rest.

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