licentious radio

Monday, August 26, 2002
[11:12:04 PM]

"Before Osama Bin Daschle thinks about questioning the war on Iraq, he should ask himself how much he likes getting anthrax in the mail. You wanna supersize that, Binny?"

[11:09:21 PM]

Bush Urges Debate, Acquiescence on Iraq Question [ridiculopathy.com]: "I wouldn't risk thousands of American lives and billions of taxpayer dollars for some ridiculous family vendetta," grunted a visibly angry Bush. "This particular family vendetta is very serious. Plus, there are the interests of my oil industry buddies to consider."

[10:58:04 PM]

CNN & Time Life Video Present "The Al Qaeda Training Library" [ridiculopathy.com]: "The first video, Seven Habits of Highly Effective Martyrs, can be had for only $9.99. CNN's Nic Robertson says that subsequent videos will cost just $19.95 each plus shipping and handling. He added that the videos can be returned at any time with no obligation."

[10:40:46 PM]

IDF shields self from criticism using innocent Palestinian [zipworld.com.au]: "A spokesman for the Israeli Defence Force (IDF) today used 19-year old Palestinian Nidal Abu Mohsen as a shield while fielding questions about the Jewish state's ongoing occupation of Palestine."

[10:30:58 PM]

PETA condemns terrorists [brokennewz.com]: "Now it is clear that Al Qaeda murdered innocent dogs in order to test and develop chemical weapons. Those poor puppies! PETA demands that Al Qaeda stop their evil tests immediately and switch to humane and loving methods of testing weapons of mass destruction."

[10:26:19 PM]

CIA ASKS CNN TO FIND OSAMA [borowitzreport.com]: "We have no doubt that, given the proper amount of time, personnel, and funding, the CIA could find Osama bin Laden," Mr. Fleischer said. "We just think CNN can find him faster."

[8:27:17 PM]

Bushie says thinking about war makes him run faster. Spin-on-this.com says: "doesn't matter how fast he runs - he'll never escape the fact he's a corrupt redneck corporate puppet warmonger trying to trigger mass world slaughter so him and his greedy bastard mates can get even richer than they are already. Mind you, if he asks Cheney to join him out jogging then maybe some good could come of all this."

[11:06:19 AM]

"Critics say it's nothing more than putting the logging industry in charge of the nation's forests. Hey, it worked when he put his friends at Enron in charge of the nation's energy policy, didn't it?" --James Carville, Crossfire, 08/22/02

[10:35:51 AM]

One Iraqi obstacle you haven't heard of [ataa.org]: 'The government in Ankara recently informed Washington that it will do whatever it takes to protect Turkmen interests--including invading Kurdish areas of northern Iraq. "This is a nonstarter, a red line for us," a senior Turkish official told me. During a recent visit to Ankara, Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz was told by Turkey's military brass that if Kirkuk is promised to the Kurds, they won't back an American attack on Iraq.'

[10:19:55 AM]

A Buzzflash.com headline: "The Iraq Debate is Sure Keeping Harken Oil, Halliburton, the Missing Osama bin Laden, Bush's Failure to Move Against Terrorism Pre-9/11, the Ballooning Deficit, the Collapsing Economy, Etc., Out of the Headlines. Right, Karl Rove? 8/26"

[10:17:33 AM]

Hatfill as anthrax fall-guy [arabnews.com]: "Dr. Rosenberg answered, 'Hatfill was NOT one of the persecutors of Assaad.' She is convinced that the FBI knows who sent the anthrax letters but isn't arresting him because he knows too much about US secret biological weapons research and production. But she isn't naming names."

[8:46:03 AM]

Nick [weblogs.com]:

"The images in this gallery were created by an interactive process of evolution. It's just like breeding new kinds of flowers or tropical fish, except much faster. The pictures are drawn by software programs called cyborganic agents. I pick the agents whose pictures I like, then cross-breed them to make new ones whose drawings may show features of both parents. There are also random mutations. I can never predict what new variants will show up, but because I throw out all the boring ones they just keep getting better and better."