Band of Roving Chief Executives Spotted Miles from Mexican Border  San Antonio, Texas (Rooters) - 
  
Unwilling to wait for their eventual  indictments, the 10,000 remaining CEOs of public U.S. companies made a  break for it yesterday, heading for the Mexican border, plundering towns  and villages along the way, and writing the entire rampage off as a  marketing expense. For more...  
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