A great dane, a scotty, and a chihuahua were sitting in a bar,

knocking back a few, when a beautiful bitch walked in.

"Okay, boys," she purred. "I'll make a very happy dog out of whoever can come up with the best proposition, using the words 'cheese' and 'liver'."

The great dane thought a moment, then stated: "I don't like cheese, but I sure like liver, and I like you, too!" He panted and wagged his tail.

The lady just looked away.

The scotty immediately said "I like cheese, and I like liver, AND I like you!" and wagged his tail expectantly.

She ignored him.

Then the chihuahua growled "Liver alone! Cheese with me."

They left together.

4:58:50 PM     

I need all the help I can get...

I've been reading through my Taste of Home magazine, and found a great recipe for Tropical Tea

6 cups boiling water
6 individual tea bags
1-1/2 cups orange juice
1-1/2 cups unsweetened pineapple juice
1/3 cup sugar
1 medium navel orange, sliced and halved
2 tablespoons honey

In a 5 qt. clow cooker, combine boiling water and tea bags.  Cover and let stand for 5 minutes.  Discard tea bags.  Stir the remaining ingredients.  Cover and cook on low for 2-4 hours or until heated through.  Serve warm.   Yield: about 2-1/2 qts.

Sounds so good I think I'll try it this week. 

I'm really enjoying my subscription to Taste of Home.  My mom used to receive two copies each month (by accident she'd signed up twice) and she would pass along the extra copy to me.  Her subscription finally ran out, and I missed my freebie, so I signed up for my own copy.  Inexpensive, and each magazine is loaded with mmm-mmm good recipes.  Well worth the $12.88 I shelled out.  I was also pleasantly suprised to find their website.

4:15:49 PM     

An observation

12:39:58 PM     

Click it if you dare...

10:37:17 AM     

Decisions, decisions, decisions...

Give yourself a raise...the Executive Decision Maker.  Save it to your desktop, and throw up the white flag tomorrow  :)

(via...The Presurfer)

9:29:36 AM     

Great White's technical specs for club performances

"The band Great White's performance rider contains no mention whatsoever of pyrotechnics being used during the rock group's current tour of clubs and small theaters."  The Smoking Gun obtained a copy of the band's performance specs, and has published the document on their website.  I found it interesting - not only do they not have pyrotechnics listed, but they also do not have a lighting technician.  What a terrible tragedy.  Did you see the club owner making his statement at the press conference yesterday?  He denies knowing the band would bring in pyrotechnics, and the band says they were given permission.  Someone is lying.

7:33:54 AM