Have No Fear
Everyone is afraid of something. Anyone who says they're not is lying.
 Myself, I'll have to admit to two overwhelming fears:
- Not having anyone to write to.
- Psychic attacks.
Yes, I know I'm not alone. Thousands have suffered needlessly like me. But no more! Through the magic of the internet and my own vast supply of time to kill, I offer you the solutions to your problems and the answers to your prayers. Don't be puzzled any longer!
The next time you feel the need to correspond with someone, but have no someone to correspond with, then do not hestitate to write to a celebrity. I'm positive they're just dying to hear from you.
And yes, I am thrilled to let you know that if you ever come under psychic attack, all you need is some Crested Prickle Poppy and saranwrap to defend yourself. You no longer have to live in fear.
No thank you's necessary. I'm not a hero.
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