Thursday, February 27, 2003

Soy To The World Oriental food in general rules.  Put me in a chinese buffet place and I'm one happy customer.  And as all connoisseurs of asian food know, you can't have too much soy sauce around.  Soy sauce is to a Chinese restaurant like wine to a French joint. All that said, I just can't get my head around the idea of a superhero with the head of a fish who saves the world with Kikkoman Soy Sauce (or at least I think that's what he is doing).  From what I get from the cartoon, he is mightier than all other sauces, he has something against pussycats, and he goes to bed with a nine year old girl at the end.  Oh, and he tries over and over to strike that ancient deal of show me yours and I'll show you mine. Show me!  Show You!  Then have a cigarette. Watch that cartoon a few times and then see if you can get that song out of your head.  I dare you.  No I double-dirty-dog dare you.  Even stranger, there seems to be a whole cult built up around this pervert.  Check out this site: Kikkoman Fansite Not being familair with the language, I have no idea what is going on with this guy.  So if anyone reading this knows the story behind this fishhead child molester, I'd love to hear it. Speaking of loving Chinese food, here's a tip:  the next time you're in a Chinese restaurant, keep one eye on the egg roll and the other on any cleaver-swinging nutjobs who have issues with open doors. This article sponsored by: (Not really, but if this drums-up any business for them, especially for those into fish-headed, hyper-sexual, cat-executing superheroes, I wouldn't mind some yen thrown my way...) 6:26:19 PM     |

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