Saturday, February 22, 2003

You Put What In Your Mouth? The things people will eat never cease to amaze me.  Or amaze to cease me.  Whichever.  Or for that matter, what they'll eat during their last pathetic hours on Earth (Final Meal Requests).  One of them chose just a pot of coffee.  Why?  Did he think it would keep him awake? Now before you spit out your dried and shredded squid, realize that we live in a strange world.  If cartoon characters can save us from a painful death, you know the world is truly upside down. Either that, or the world is backwards (give this one a minute -- it's very cool). Speaking of horrible things to put in your mouth, try The Ultimate Bad Candy Web Site.  That link is actually to the old site.  They keep promising to come up with a new version, but you know how promises over the internet go.  Try reading the reviews they do have posted, like for Bomvaso or El Sabroso.  My favorite:  Indy Dedos.  Short and to the point. And before I forget, be careful with Pop-Tarts.  Those things are dangerous. Now if you're like me and sometimes get bored with the same meals week after week, consider mixing-in a few crickets and beetles into your diet.  Once you've had candied crickets, you'll... well, you'll probably never kiss anyone again.  Ever. Aw hell, I'm so grossed-out now, I've lost my appetite for the next few weeks.  So I'll leave you with just one last list of foods and you can decide for yourself if you want fries with that. 6:38:26 PM     |

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