Friday, February 21, 2003

Better Than Sex What could be better than sex?  Lots of things.  For instance: coffee baseball chocolate trick-or-treating sleep golf weightlifting e-mail karaoke studying a marching band But then again, sometimes sex is better.  Example:  Why Sex is Better Than School 7:08:05 PM     |

Better Than Miss Cleo For awhile you just couldn't get away from Miss Cleo, but now she seems to be keeping a low profile.  Sadly, she's left a void for many people in need of having their puny mind's read.  If you fit that category, or just need to have your head messed with a little, try The Flash Mind Reader.  Trust me, it's way better (and cheaper) than Miss Cleo.  Just make sure to follow the instructions exactly or check the example provided at the bottom of the screen before you begin. As for Miss Cleo, seems she's fallen on hard times.  The Fedral Trade Commission is all over her.  Court TV can't get enough of her.  And there seems to be a few people in Seattle still looking for a piece of her fraudulent rump. But if you do truly miss Miss Cleo, there's  a nifty soundboard available  you can use to recreate the magic she once brought to your television 83 times a night.  Enjoy. 6:24:06 PM     |

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