Sunday, May 04, 2003

I Don't, But Some People Do I don't hate cows, but some people do.  I don't hate clowns, but some people do.  I love music, but some people don't.  I put up with McDonald's, but some people won't. I love computers, but some people can't.  I accept the evil of Microsoft, but some cannot. Some people hate conservatives.  Some people hate liberals.  Some people hate The Celestine Prophecy which has nothing to do with politics at all, and which I haven't read, so I don't hate it. Some people hate architecture.  Some people hate the mainstream.  Some folks hate financial planning, and I tend to agree with them, though I don't officially hate it.  I don't hate mayonnaise, either. Apparently Creationists hate a whole lot of things.  So do mothers:  drunk drivers, circumcision, Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy, and boomerangs. And if you're really, really, and I do mean really into hate, there's a whole Hate Directory you can download and click to your withered heart's content. But I won't. 8:53:35 AM     |

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