Sunday, May 25, 2003

Reminds Me That I Need To Do Laundry Soon POMONA, California (AP) -- A 2-year-old girl was rescued from a locked, running washer at a coin laundry and her mother was arrested after a surveillance tape allegedly showed her putting the child into the machine, police said. Read the rest of the story.   On a sidenote, I wonder if the mother is a Pagan.  Remember my friends:  witches can be mommies, too. 9:31:26 PM     |

WishList No, not one of those Amazon Wishlists (though here's mine, anyway), but rather a list of items or situations that would make my life infinitely easier. Thirty-six hours in the day rather than the piddly twenty-four we have now. My cat learning how to change his own litter box. A thorough knowledge of Spanish. Self-cleaning laundry. An instant infusion of cash equal to or greater than $22,000 into my checking account. Plastic surgury transforming me into the likeness of Brad Pitt. That DoD job I've been aiming for. The subtraction of fundamentalism, in all its forms, from the world. The addition of Jennifer Connelly, in all her forms, into my world. A Pink Floyd Reunion Tour (to be honest, I'm not sure how it would make my life easier, but it would still be cool.) Tivo. Forty-three hours in the day (hey, if I'm getting Jennifer Connelly and Tivo, I'm going to need more time.) A PhD. 20/20 vision. A partridge in a pear tree (again, not sure how this would make life easier, but it would be a great conversation piece.) A rather modest list, I think.  Plenty of people have way more on their plate than that.  So here's the deal:  if anyone reading this is able to provide any of the above, you will be added to my Christmas card mailing list and will be the namesake of my first three children.  Thanks in advance. 11:10:54 AM     |

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