Political/Political Humor

[4:25:57 PM]

Special Announcement!
licentious radio has joined with other rogue elements of the Democratic party to establish "RecallArnold.org" -- the first movement to collect signatures for the recall of Arnold Schwarzenegger, should he win the Davis recall election.
At "RecallArnold.org" you will be able to sign up as a volunteer, and register to have a recall petition sent to you the day Arnold takes office -- should he not be voted down like a piece of porno spam email.
Remember, it takes a lot of votes to win an election -- except for recall elections -- but only a tiny percentage of registered Democratic voters will be enough to force an Arnold recall.
By the way, Issa that you? An anonymous supporter lists his previous occupations as "car alarmist" and "Congressman". Is there anyone like that who might want to take Arnold down?
[2:11:55 PM]
Saw The Dimwit answering some press questions.
The answer to every question about Iraq is: September 11.
The Dimwit said again that his "most solemn obligation" is defending us.
He talked about the lessons of September 11.
Obviously the first lesson he learned is that as the "eternal war president (sic)" his popularity won't crash.
The first lesson of September 11 should be that having a dimwit as president matters -- thousands of people died because The Dimwit betrayed his most solemn obligation. Instead of fighting terrorists, he was on vacation. Cheney was in charge of fighting terrorists, but he was busy enriching his energy buddies.
Democrats had better not let The Dimwit get away with this. Bush's job was to protect us, and he failed, like he failed at everything. Sure, his daddy's cronies overturned a democratic election to install him; sure, his daddy's cronies kept him afloat. But he let thousands be killed. Bush is the worst failure of a president in history.
Imagine a reporter: "You just said your 'most solemn obligation' is to defend us. Why didn't you defend us before the September 11 attacks?"
Another obvious lesson is that our military can't protect us. Invading Iraq is a stupid thing to do unless you want more terrorism in the world. But Halliburton is making billions. Feel better?
[11:06:38 AM]
Joe Lieberman is talking about job training? So one individual can beat another out for a low-wage, part-time job? This is supposed to be "leadership"?
Joe's ideas about not fighting the Republicans handed the Republicans the Senate in 2002, and turned over even more seats in the House.
Joe should shut up and come to his senses.
[10:55:47 AM]
Whackos bomb the Jordanian embassy in Iraq. We've turned Iraq into a terrorist playground. "Mission Accomplished!" Weapons and explosives are everywhere. Terrorists are pouring in like it's the Minnesota State Fair. If you want to attack Jordan, you can blow up their embassy in Iraq. It's easier and cheaper than blowing up a building in Jordan.
This is what you get when vile Republicans cancel an election and install a total dimwit in the White House.
Bush is the worst president in history.
[10:49:17 AM]
RPGs everywhere. *Anybody* in Iraq who has a grudge against Americans can get an RPG, and shoot it at a Humvee at close range. The American soldiers who survive the blast will shoot wildly, killing and injuring civilians. The dead civilians' relatives will want revenge, and go get RPGs to shoot at Humvees.
This is what you get when vile Republicans cancel an election and install a total dimwit in the White House.
[10:45:47 AM]
Arnold "Eating isn't cheating" Schwarzenegger is going to wish Rove had picked a different California governor to recall.
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