Political/Political Humor

[9:42:49 AM]

We repeat that the only new Stupid thing left for The Dimwit to do is to make direct enemies out of the Palestinians. When The Dimwit provokes Palestinians to suicide-bomb Americans, he will truly have succeeded. Tweaking Kim Jong Il is child's-play. Starting a war in Korea is as easy as not snapping your fingers to make the problem go away. But to become the enemy of Palestinians will take some work and be a *major* accomplishment -- beyond Nixon, Reagan, Poppy, Eisenhower, Hoover -- only twisted wrecks like DeLay could even dream of that great a success.
And now, with hundreds of thousands of US troops bogged down in Iraq for years to come, the dream is almost within The Dimwit's grasp.
It might not take more than bragging about how the Israeli terror campaign is subsidized by American taxpayer money, and maybe provide a free batch of those missiles the Israelis use to assassinate Hamas moderates when they're scared peace might catch hold. Maybe we could paint The Dimwit's face on the missiles, or American flags.
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