Political/Political Humor

[3:59:19 PM]

The licentious plan for California's $8 billion deficit: force the Bush-Cheney crony energy companies that stole $45 billion from California to pay it back. At the snap of a finger, California gets a $37 billion surplus. Use it to fix schools and give consumers a one-time rebate on utility bills paid during the period of Republican extortion and racketeering.
[12:18:54 PM]

"Iraq is turning out to be a continuing battle in the war on terrorism." --George W. Bush
OK. *Maybe* Bush isn't the *worst* president in history. (Hoover?) But he is surely the *stupidest* president in history.
[12:16:12 PM]
Arianna Huffington notes that Arnold's vast crowd of Bush-crony advisors includes exactly ZERO women.
We don't think it's because Arnold groped every woman who was offered a spot. But we have no evidence of this.
We suspect, rather, that the Bush cronies haven't had time to find some female decorations. It's a short campaign, and they're focused on what they think is important. Pretending to include women isn't a high enough priority to filter through at this point.
Or maybe Arnold is insisting that no women with boob-jobs be hired, and maybe there are no right-wing crank California women who haven't had (...aren't...) boob-jobs.
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