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"What kind of peace do I mean? What kind of peace do we seek? Not a Pax Americana enforced on the world by American weapons of war. Not the peace of the grave or the security of the slave. I am talking about genuine peace, the kind of peace that makes life on earth worth living, the kind that enables men and nations to grow and to hope and to build a better life for their children - not merely peace for Americans but peace for all men and women - not merely peace in our time but peace for all time." -- JFK
 
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Political/Political Humor
Friday, August 15, 2003
[10:53:48 PM]     
Got my George W. Bush doll today, and guess what? It's anatomically correct! That's right, nothing down there.

How the heck did we get a president with no Manhood? Oh, I forgot, Thief Justice Rehnquist gave him to us. Or was it: gave us to him?

[10:41:04 PM]     
We thought it was fishy, but nobody said anything. That is, everybody talked about it, but nobody got it.

Wolfowitz -- the Architect of Empire -- went to Baghdad. His evidence that things are going well was that everywhere he went, kids gave him the "thumbs-up" gesture.

Wolfowitz is a grown man. In Iraq, "thumbs up" is an obscene gesture, roughly the equivalent of the "finger".

The Emperor thinks he's wearing the most beautiful dress, but really he's butt-naked.



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