Political/Political Humor

[7:44:59 PM]

Fuck all the stupid fucking terrorists and evil greedy fucks that do their damndest to turn this glorious planet into their favorite nightmare. Fuck the people who bombed the UN in Baghdad. Fuck George W. Bush -- who dares to use the slaughter of three thousand innocents in New York to license his slaughter of tens of thousands of innocent brown-skinned people in media-poor countries. Fuck them all. Fuck the right-wing corporate media for betraying our trust and covering up for the evil bastards.
Fuck them and thanks -- they make it clear, after all, the price of their evil, and how much we have to gain by throwing them back into the dark hells that spawned them.
Maybe if you watch the GE, ViaCom, Disney, Murdoch, or AOL/Time/Warner news, you don't understand the sentiment. Wake the fuck up.
[5:43:13 PM]
Kenny Boy is the Osama Bin Laden of energy -- a huge terrorist attack on California, with billions of dollars stolen. Bush is like "Kenny who?", just like "Osama Bin Forgotten".
[5:41:32 PM]
Blackouts in the northeast. Gas lines in Phoenix. Iraqi oil pipelines in flames. UN bombed in Iraq. American soldiers killed every couple of days. Taliban on the rise in Afghanistan. Israelis and Palestinians bombing each other again. Bankruptcies surging. Consumer confidence dwindling. Reporters gunned down at close range. Unemployment rampant.
Bush is the worst president in history.
[5:36:20 PM]
Arnold, Arnold, Arnold! A seven-year extra-marital affair? Sex with a child?
Good thing you never did it to a dog, or Rick Santorum would be down on your case.
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