Political/Political Humor
Friday, August 22, 2003[11:52:45 AM]
Arnold's plan to eliminate the $8 billion California deficit is to turn it into a $12 billion deficit.
Can you tell he's a Bush crony?
As Krugman points out today, the biggest part of the budget is education, which was already savaged, and which Arnold claims he wouldn't cut. The other part of the budget that's large enough to cut some big bucks out of is health care for poor children.
"Don't spend more than you have," children.
Democrats should make clear that cutting health care is a non-starter, and that Arnold will never win that battle.
Then they should taunt him for being too cowardly to say what he would cut.
[11:47:16 AM]
The bastards who fired every general who told the truth that we need a lot more soldiers in Iraq are now begging the countries of the world to send *their* soldiers to die instead of ours.
Buffoons.
Bush is the worst president in history.
[11:45:26 AM]
Heroes: Vieira de Mello and Nadia Younes.
Lying scum: George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.
[11:39:19 AM]
Washington, DC (licentious, fair and balanced) -- That's the *real* problem with Saddam's regime: the vampires.
The so-called "coalition" already killed "Chemical Ali" three times so far -- that we know of! And he's still alive. We caught him. (Again?)
Sources as close to Donnie and Marie Rumsfeld as a tick on a dog's ear say that in the next war on an evil country, American Special Forces will be issued silver bullets to defend themselves from the evil Korean, Syrian, or Iranian Undead.
The jocularly nick-named "Chemical Ali", by the way, got his nickname from the popular propaganda lie that he used poison gas on some Kurds, when, in fact, he had retreated from the area and the Iranians used poison gas in their attack. The gas used on the Kurds was commonly used by Iran, and not used by Iraq.
We should also note that Saddam was installed in power with the CIA's assistance, and that the Reagan/Bush junta supported Saddam's war against Iran with intelligence, military advisors, weapons, and economic aid conditioned on Saddam's continuing the war. Reagan/Bush officials knew both sides used poison gas, and continued to support Iraq, supposedly in an attempt to destabilize Iran.
In fact, the war extended the reign of terror of the whacko religious-nut theocracy, and only after peace was restored did the opposition begin to gain power -- a movement that was set back significantly by The Dimwit's politically-motivated and diplomatically ruinous "Axis of Evil" remarks.
Other Pentagon sources say the silver bullets will be stored overseas, apparently because the only way to kill Donnie Rumsfeld or Dick Cheney is with a silver bullet, or a wooden stake through the heart. Apparently, wooden stakes have been banned at the Pentagon since Donnie was appointed, and the area around Dick Cheney's secret hidey-hole was deforested by the Secret Service for twelve miles in all directions.
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