Political/Political Humor

[11:20:23 AM]

If they can arrest a worm writer, why can't they arrest the leaders of the corporation that left millions of computers vulnerable to worms and viruses? Has Microsoft done everything they could do to protect us? No, obviously.
[10:34:59 AM]

Clark whoops Bush's tail?
"In one recent poll, Gen Clark won 5% support. However, when Mr Zogby presented would-be voters with a short description of the general's career, he beat George Bush in a poll by 49% to 40%."
[10:23:36 AM]
Republican Alzheimer's is already setting in on Arnold.
Two days ago, talking about old interviews he gave: "I never lived my life to be a politician. I never lived my life to be the governor of California. Obviously, I've made statements that were ludicrous and crazy and outrageous and all those things, because that's the way I always was."
Yesterday: "I have no idea what they're talking about. I am not paying any attention to all of those things. I have no memory of any of the articles I did twenty or thirty years ago."
Obviously Arnold's Alzheimer's is setting in faster than most Republicans'.
Doesn't Rove vet his stooges?
Or maybe this is just random terrorism, intended to destroy, not really to win?
[10:18:46 AM]
Arnold's big interview [TheSmokingGun.com]:
Schwarzenegger: Bodybuilders party a lot, and once, in Gold's--the gym in Venice, California, where all the top guys train--there was a black girl who came out naked. Everybody jumped on her and took her upstairs, where we all got together.
Oui: A gang bang?
Schwarzenegger: Yes, but not everybody, just the guys who can fxxx in front of other guys. Not everybody can do that. Some think that they don't have a big-enough cxxx, so they can't get a hard-on.
Schwarzenegger: At the Mr. Olympia contest in 1972, we had girls backstage giving head, then all of us went out and I won.
Oui: Do you use dope?
Schwarzenegger: Yes, grass and hash -- no hard drugs.
[Oops! He was fitting in with the Bushes fine until he admitted to only using grass and hash.]
[12:09:12 AM]
Arnold the Groper is getting more Bush-like by the day.
Yesterday he gave an interview in which he acknowledged an article in a pornography magazine -- and his own book -- in which he boasted of things like group sex with many men 'on' one woman.
Today, Arnold cannot recall.... (Ha ha ha.)
Actually, he put it less eloquently: "I have no idea what they're talking about. I am not paying any attention to all of those things. I have no memory of any of the articles I did twenty or thirty years ago."
No memory? Like Bush's blackouts? See what we mean about sounding more Bush-like? How many times was the Felon-in-Chief arrested? Where was he for that year of National Guard duty? Yesterday, they were cute youthful transgressions. Today, he cannot recall.
The Democrats are all saying let's talk about issues and today. But the whacko religious kooks that provide a huge and enthusiastic voting block for the Republican Axis of Evil don't like pervert sex. They don't like group sex, or sex with a child, or even seven-year adulterous affairs. We don't think they'd like to know that Arnold sold his body to a man. Gay prostitution isn't a Bible-thumper charmer.
Are the born-again, so-called 'Christians' going to vote to recall Davis and make a sex pervert governor, just because he'll give huge tax breaks to the richest handful of Californians and double the state deficit within a year? We don't think so.
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