May 8, 2002

I totally believe that Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot, however he is witty from time to time, and I have to give him credit for this: "We have a solution to this Midwest pipe bomber problem. We need to immediately begin negotiations with him, and offer him Nebraska.   Land for peace."  - Rush Limbaugh 12:02:36 PM

Osama's bin Bloggin : Well, it was bound to happen. Israel pulled back from the occupied terror-tories, again. They let Arafat go, again. And there was a suicide bombing, again. Is anyone really surprised at this? . . . There is a "piece process," alright. We're taking Israel apart piece by piece, with the complicity-by-complacency of the EU, and the waffling of the Americans. 11:46:56 AM

Chandra Clark: There was a joke that was popular a few years ago when Bill Gates made it big, and it went something like this: Q: What do you call that geek from your high school class after graduation? A: Boss. That’s a funny line and it probably makes high school much easier to bear for a lot of geeks. However, I’m here today to tell you that it is only true for three out of every 10 geeks. For the other seven, the joke should be: Q: What do you call that geek from your high school class after graduation? A: That @#$^%&! person in tech support. 11:37:00 AM