You've probably heard these before...

but laugh anyway, dammit!

A couple is lying in bed. Man: "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."  Woman: "I'll miss you."

The invisible man married the invisible woman. Their kids aren't much to look at.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"

I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

It is better to have loved and lost than to listen to "Lost In Love" by Air Supply.

and last, but not least...

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."

Have a great evening, world.  I'm gonna open that bottle of hard lemonade I squeezed out of life three weeks ago, and spend some quality time with my baby tonight :)

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