Updated: 3/31/2004; 12:49:07 AM.
The Lopsided Poopdeck
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes
        

Friday, March 05, 2004

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The Girl Watcher

June 1959

How much you wanna bet those are real?


10:23:01 PM    

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Help Drive the German Left Crazy

I call upon the lizardoid hordes to go and vote in this poll at Germany's left-wing Spiegel Online, asking how well President Bush has done.[Little Green Footballs]

Follow the instructions on LPG carefully unless you are fluent in German.  CP


10:17:23 PM    

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Media Elite Anti-Bush Roundup

[Little Green Footballs]


10:12:53 PM    

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This guy wants

      to marry a tree. Fine with me. No problemmo. [Scripting News]

I'm thinking of asking Bill Gates to marry me and hope he dies soon after.  Bigamy?....no problem!  We'll just say we think bigamists are being denied their constitutional rights and to hell with the law.  CP


9:57:18 PM    

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The more, the merrier

The president and his policies have absorbed one left hook after another - from as many as 10 Democratic presidential candidates - during the primary campaign that effectively ended Tuesday.

Sen. John Kerry is now the presumptive Democratic nominee - so now it's "No More Mr. Nice Guy" for the president.

It is time for Bush to remind voters who he is - and who John Kerry is.


9:42:27 PM    

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I agree!  If you don't agree with me - your silly!

Silly people listen to Michael Moore

Did I already link to this?  I'm too lazy to look tonight.  If I did it doesn't matter cause it deserves to be looked at again.  If you want to see some examples of silly behavior go here and read the comments.  Why are libs so thin skinned? 

It's ok though.  I spent 20 years of my life assuring that they can be as silly as they want to be and not get locked up for it.  Did I mention I served in Viet Nam? 

We won't talk about all those concentration camps scattered around the country. 

By the way......speaking of silly......if there is anyone reading this who knows of a friend, relative, or acquaintance, in one of these camps would you please contact me by email?  Which camp are they in?  When did they disappear?  Why were they picked up.  What do I have to do to get them to come for me?

Be sure to check out the pictures of the fence in Utah that the wacko's believe must be a concentration camp.  At least someone was smart enough to go and check it out instead of just saying "We don't know what it is and it has a fence around it so it must be a concentration camp."  I know two places here in the Central San Joaquin Valley  that look like that and the wacko's don't even have them on their list.  I also know many people who have worked in these places and they get a good laugh when shown the pictures of the supposed camps.

It's all about as silly as the so called Area 51 crap (hint!).  I was there at least 3 times during my military career for training and I damn sure didn't see any little green men!  A few of us could have passed for little green men after consuming too much of the alien brew at the club.

Did I mention I served in Viet Nam?  CP


8:22:59 PM    

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Julie is looking forward to the next eight months!

eight month ramble

The coming eight months should be terrible.

That's my political prediction. [Julie Neidlinger]


8:08:34 PM    

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Did we say flip-flop Kerry?

Does this guy have the slightest idea what he believes in?

[Curmudgeonly & Skeptical]


8:02:18 PM    

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Big Ass Fans

[Helloooo, Chapter Two!]


5:24:52 PM    

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The Dems suddenly fall in love with the Founders.

Liberal opponents of the Federal Marriage Amendment insist constantly that they consider the Constitution a "sacred document" that shouldn't be "tinkered" with. I'm very sympathetic to this view, but, frankly, I don't really believe them.

Here's my problem: Most of the liberals invoking the inviolability of the Constitution in the debate against the FMA are the same liberals who generally invoke the doctrine of a "living Constitution," which demands that we constantly "reinterpret" the document.


5:18:10 PM    

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The Dukakis Trap

A SENIOR WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL spoke privately the other day about dramatic progress in the Middle East. Shiites, Sunnis, and Kurds have broken an impasse and are on the verge of a historic compromise on a new Iraqi constitution. It mandates a pluralistic, democratic Iraq when the United States hands over sovereignty on June 30. Meanwhile, as a consequence of American intervention in Iraq, reformers have been strengthened in other countries throughout the region. In Pakistan and elsewhere, official support for Islamic radicalism--and official tolerance for terrorism--are on the wane. Israel is going to withdraw from settlements for the first time in a generation--and the threat of terror there, too, seems reduced. There are even signs that the Europeans may actually help in efforts to reform the Middle East.

The White House official also had a lament. How come these breakthroughs have gotten so little serious attention? A good question--and one that spotlights a real problem for President Bush's reelection prospects.

No, we are not speaking here of the classic problem that would bedevil George W. Bush in even the best of circumstances: Republican presidents are almost always "embattled" and almost always have trouble "getting out the good news" through a not-so-vaguely hostile press corps. The problem is deeper than that.

The truth is, the White House isn't trying very hard.


5:12:34 PM    

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Big Brother Booze

Once again we see the socialist nanny state mentatily in action.

Doctors called yesterday for the price of alcohol to be almost doubled in an attempt to reduce the harm caused by excessive drinking. The Academy of Medical Sciences, an independent body of senior doctors... [Right-Thinking from the Left Coast]

We showed those tobacco companies who's in charge!  Time to kick some more deep pocket ass!

They came for the cigerettes and I didn't say anything because I didn't smoke.  Then they came for the booze and........   CP


1:40:27 PM    

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Shocking...Not

After reading about the brouhaha over President Bush's campaign ad over at Smash's, I had certain expectations. I thought that, in the ad, a picture was shown of an actual body being pulled from the WTC wreckage; you know, a... [baldilocks]


1:34:26 PM    

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Bush Ad Brouhaha

SOME REACTIONS to the media firestorm over the first round of Bush campaign advertisements, released yesterday. Joe Gandelman, a twenty-year... [Citizen Smash - The Indepundit]


1:26:33 PM    

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Astronomy Picture of the Day

V838 Mon: Echoes from the Edge


1:21:22 PM    

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This sucks!

Soldiers Trying to Get Home Still Face Outrageous Airline Prices.

[Planenews Aviation News Portal]


8:28:23 AM    

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Beagle.J

Another version of the Beagle worm is on the loose. [New Urban Legends]


8:22:55 AM    

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The Ads

This is such a non-issue.

President Bush's re-election campaign has begun airing millions of dollars worth of television ads in more than a dozen states that both sides see as key to victory. Some of these early election-year commercials are creating controversy. The ads never mention the president's likely Democratic opponent, Massachusetts Senator... [Right-Thinking from the Left Coast]

8:17:41 AM    

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Kerry Waffle Chart

Now that John Kerry is the presumptive Democratic nominee, Republicans are sure to focus the spotlight on his history of flip-flops. Kerry did vote for the Patriot Act, the No Child Left Behind Act, and the war in Iraq, even though he constantly trashes the Patriot Act, the No Child Left Behind Act, and the war in Iraq. He voted against the Defense of Marriage Act, which limited marriage to a man and a woman, but he now says marriage should be limited to a man and a woman. (Although he also points out that he once attended a gay wedding.) And those are just the better-known issues on which Kerry has "evolved."


8:03:40 AM    

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3/5/2004. Day By Day by Chris Muir


7:59:41 AM    

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How dare Bush use the war!

I was shocked, shocked, to discover that the President is using images of the September 11th attacks to rally political support. Such a thing has of course never happened before in human history, and is utterly beneath contempt. What sort... [Silent Running]


7:58:22 AM    

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Morning Comics

[American RealPolitik]


7:55:13 AM    

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