Updated: 3/31/2004; 12:50:16 AM.
The Lopsided Poopdeck
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes
        

Thursday, March 25, 2004

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Worst Hunting Dog

[Grouchy Old Cripple]


8:30:04 PM    

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Act Now! Save the Hubble!    

Here's how.  [The Raw Feed]


7:53:31 PM    

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Disabled Vet Gets Screwed

 ARMY VET PHIL CARTER looks into a labor dispute between a disabled National Guard vet returning from duty in Iraq... [Citizen Smash - The Indepundit]


7:51:20 PM    

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French Threat Levels Joke

The French Government, taking a page from our own Department of Homeland Security has established internal threat levels.... They are, from low to high, "RUN," "HIDE," "SURRENDER" and "COLLABORATE." [Winds of Change.NET]


7:44:37 PM    

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Strokelore

Can three simple tests be used to diagnose a stroke? [New Urban Legends]


6:26:32 PM    

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The Chips are coming!  The Chips are coming!  Fear for your lives!

Is Mondex planning to replace money with biochips embedded in people's heads and hands? [New Urban Legends]


6:25:03 PM    

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qtip.jpg

Going for the Cop Killer Rap Vote!  Sick!

Member of soul duo pictured brandishing firearm
part of fund-raiser with ex-presidents, candidates
[WND]

I thought guns were illegal in D.C.


6:08:28 PM    

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Terrorists Target Canine

THEY MUST BE GETTING DESPERATE: Hero Blaze, an English springer spaniel, was marked down for a “hit” after nosing out... [Citizen Smash - The Indepundit]

That does it!  They've pissed me off now!  The USS Lopsided Poopdeck is getting underway to go kick some terrorist ass!


4:15:07 PM    

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My truck is bigger than your truck!

Thanks Beckie


4:04:31 PM    

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Astronomy Picture of the Day

An Orion of a Different Color


3:58:09 PM    

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Yet another liberal myth: that Rice "refuses to testify". She has already appeared before the committee!

"Rice did answer questions from the commission for four hours"
?Birmingham Post-Herald

When will liberals learn?

Of course we know what liberals really mean: Rice won't appear when TV cameras are present. National security be damned, this is an election year![Reality Hammer]

When will liberals learn?  Lets see....the first liberal was Adam when he tried to blame the poor Devil for applegate. No change in liberal thinking since.  I'd say they will learn when hell freezes over.


3:44:45 PM    

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And now from the studios of the "Religion of Peace" Network, here is your host Allah.

If Allah doesn't report it - you don't need to know it!

While Hamas terrorists tell a Gaza crowd to "[a]wait a unique, unprecedented attack the likes of which the enemy has never seen," Arafat says he's "against any attacks on civilians". Sharon's office: "This is the most ludicrous statement ever made by the master of duplicity and the mastermind of the human bombing culture". Meanwhile, the Jerusalem Post interviews Hamas zombie Mohammed Deif. Sample quote: "[I]t is really a great honor for us to see that [Palestinian] mothers are the ones who encourage their sons to be martyrs." For some graphic evidence of what mama wants for her boy, click here.


3:42:53 PM    

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Tremble before Allah   [Allah Is In The House]


3:36:43 PM    

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Michael finds a good one.

WAFFLES AND KETCHUP

Check out this video by Evan Coyne Maloney. These are the people who support the Democratic candidate. You can count this post as my Bush Flak Gunning for the day.... [DiscountBlogger]


3:32:14 PM    

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Preventing 9/11

"Let's not forget that if the United States did a better job of policing its borders, expelling illegal immigrants and keeping track of foreign nationals generally, I think I can say categorically that we would all sleep more safely in our beds at night, and indeed, 9/11 may never have taken place.

But both the Clintonites and Bushies (and administrations going back forever) have pussyfooted around the problem, pussywhipped by the Perpetually Indignant who think that every person in the world has a perfect right to come to the United States and feed on the public teat, any old time they want."   [Kim du Toit]


2:16:52 PM    

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The quiet victory!

"Shall Issue" 1986-2004

In 1986, only 8 states had "shall issue" concealed carry permit laws (plus Vermont which doesn't regulate the matter). Today, 35 states have "shall issue" laws (plus Vermont and Alaska, which don't regulate the matter). It's beginning to look like... [The Interocitor]


2:12:32 PM    

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Obedience School final exam.

We interrupt all this serious shit.... [Silent Running]

This has got to be one of the greatest pictures of all time!


9:00:36 AM    

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LIKE GASOLINE IN THE EYE

With soaring gas prices drawing concern from the Bush administration, wouldn't you like to know who's on your side when it comes to fair, lower prices at the pump? Back in 2000 and earlier, the GOP made a push for... [The SmarterCop]


8:58:45 AM    

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U.S. May Halve Forces in Germany (washingtonpost.com)

washingtonpost.com - The Pentagon has drafted plans to withdraw as many as half of the 71,000 troops based in Germany as part of an extensive realignment of American military forces that moves away from large concentrations in Europe and Asia, according to U.S. officials. [Yahoo! News - Top Stories]

Cool!  Screw the Germans and the French horse they rode in on!


8:56:02 AM    

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It's the economy stupid!

Economy Grows at Solid 4.1 Percent Pace (AP)

AP - America's economic recovery ended 2003 on a good note, growing at a solid 4.1 percent annual rate, and is expected to do even better in the opening quarter of this year. [Yahoo! News - Top Stories]


8:53:44 AM    

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Taking care of business. Flash format ad for President Bush.

Good stuff! Share the love. [Reality Hammer]


8:50:56 AM    

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Da Goddess proves that you really can buy anything on the Internet!


8:46:58 AM    

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Morning Comics   [American RealPolitik]


8:38:04 AM    

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Your Attention Please II  [Cox & Forkum]


8:32:07 AM    

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3/25/2004. Day By Day by Chris Muir


8:30:36 AM    

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Religion of Peace

"This little girl was eight . "Basically two ladies were holding my legs and they were both sat on me," she said. "One was sitting on my chest, holding me back, holding my mouth. There were pure towels, a knife...

Religion of peace, my fat, white, ass. Cult of hate, pain, and death. Am I wrong? Can you defend clitoridectomy? "Allah says women are evil and ruled by their sexual nature, so we cut it out of 'em, so they may be pure and pleasing to their husbands."   [suburban blight]


8:25:43 AM    

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Find out the "Devotion Index", the "Grassroots Index" and the "FatCats Index"

on the political candidates. You can also see who has donated to which candidate. I see Kerry beats out Bush for getting donations from wealthy Americans, despite what you'd  [Julie Neidlinger]


8:20:07 AM    

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