Updated: 3/31/2004; 12:49:28 AM.
The Lopsided Poopdeck
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes
        

Thursday, March 11, 2004

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ummmm - 'Banshaf's Bomber'

Now that's a sandwich fit for a Captain.

[Curmudgeonly & Skeptical]


8:34:33 PM    

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New Blogger on the Loose

Tammi, an intelligent and bold commenter on several sites, has finally got herself a blog - Road Warrior Rules for Survival. Look for good things to come out of RWRfS.... [Blackfive - The Paratrooper of Love]


8:32:35 PM    

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OH NO! Raghead profiling!

Release The Hounds!

My God! George Bush's new campaign advertisement has a brief shot of a "swarthy-skinned" man who might possibly be construed as "Arab!" And the ad suggests he might be construed as a ... "terrorist!" Release the hounds! [Little Green Footballs]


8:16:07 PM    

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Quote of the Day

Okay: what are the personal attacks? Criticizing someone’s record is not a personal attack. “My opponent is a sad half-man who licks laudanum off the bellies of toothless syphilitic doxies” is a personal attack. [lileks.com]


8:13:36 PM    

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Cause and Effect..

 We pointed out that all gay activists were going to accomplish by breaking laws, supporting judicial tyranny, and pissing and moaning about the subject of gay marriage being more important than the war on terror, is a major backlash against t... [Capitalist Lion]


5:10:37 PM    

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Obesity Passing Smoking as Top Avoidable Cause of Death (washingtonpost.com)

[Yahoo! News - Top Stories]

Here we go folks!  Oh Boy!  Talk about deep pockets!

No eating in resturants

No eating in State or Federal Buildings

No eating in any public place where you might offend someone with your second hand fat

Tax of 100 percent on all food products unless they are fat free

Double life insurance rates for people who are above the insurance weight guidlines

and on and on and on............

 


5:01:17 PM    

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Dumb Headline of the Day.

Would there ever be a choice for any post by Bush that was not in question by the Donks?  Not likely.

Bush Choice for Manufacturing Post in Question (washingtonpost.com). [Yahoo! News - Top Stories]


4:49:38 PM    

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Bush Ads Go Negative; Kerry Strikes Back (AP)

AP - President Bush unleashed the first negative ads of the general election campaign Thursday, accusing Democratic rival John Kerry of seeking to raise taxes by $900 billion and wanting to "delay defending America." [Yahoo! News - Top Stories]

Question?  How is it considered negative if it's the truth?  Oh...thats right.  Talking truth about liberals is always negitive.  I forgot.  Sorry.  CP


4:41:58 PM    

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Two States Deal Setbacks to Gay Marriage (AP)

AP - The California Supreme Court on Thursday ordered an immediate halt to gay marriages in San Francisco, delivering a victory to conservatives who have fought for a month to block the ceremonies. [Yahoo! News - Top Stories]

What?  No stomach for anarchy?  Why - that's discrimination against people who thinks laws are for other people.  People who are too damn lazy and impatient to get the laws changed the way everyone else has to.  People who force our president into a corner so he has to hold his nose and do something.  At least he recommended doing something that is within the law instead of just saying "You know, I don't agree with the way the laws are written so I will just do what I damn well please and to hell with everyone else. 

You really screwed the pooch on this one people.  You have alienated all the people who would have been behind you 100 percent.  They would have organized with you, they would have marched with you, they would have written letters to legislators,  they would have done anything to help because they believed your cause was just.  Now they don't care if you ever get what you want.  Happy? CP


4:38:43 PM    

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Celebrate Diversity!


2:24:58 PM    

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More Boobs

[Curmudgeonly & Skeptical]


2:04:14 PM    

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u caption

The guy can get a job but I'd bring that homeless dog home in a second.

[Curmudgeonly & Skeptical]


2:02:43 PM    

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I'll take a dozen!  My boy Bill could buy a dozen of these with pocket change!

Boeing 7E7 Jet Would Sell at $120 Million Each.

[Planenews Aviation News Portal]


1:47:42 PM    

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Astronomy Picture of the Day

Henize 206: Cosmic Generations


1:43:01 PM    

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Dutch Politicians Want Bestiality Banned...

You can't do that!  What about the civil rights of animal lovers who love to love animals?

Send them to San Francisco.  They'll give them a marriage licence!


1:37:53 PM    

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Saharan Dust Sweeps Past Canary Islands

The Beauty of Mother Nature

[Dowbrigade News]


12:51:55 PM    

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Glenn Reynolds on John Kerry

Glenn Reynolds, the Instapundit, also writes a regular column for MS-NBC/Slate and in this installment, he discusses yesterday's Kerry outburst: Kerry's bluster is disturbing, but the media treatment is revealing: It's been largely ignored. Imagine the reaction if Bush had... [Captain's Quarters]


11:05:05 AM    

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First Lady Secret Appearance

This is a very classy action for our First Lady to take. Laura Bush did something interesting on Tuesday. First lady thanks Army spouses for sacrifices By Mollie Miller and Emily Howard FORT HOOD, Texas -- The surprise was hard... [Blackfive - The Paratrooper of Love]


8:25:22 AM    

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Caption Me!

This series of images is just begging for a caption. Is your creativity sparked?Put your caption in the comments field below.... [The Mayor Speaks]


8:11:09 AM    

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If you can't find it on ebay it doesn't exist!


4:54:05 AM    

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FROM THE USELESS WASTE OF TIME DEPARTMENT

Bubble Wrap!  You know what to do!

[DiscountBlogger]


4:23:10 AM    

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Morning Comics

[American RealPolitik]


4:07:15 AM    

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 San Francisco Logic....


( A scene at City Hall in San Francisco )


"Next."
Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."
""Names?"
"Tim and Jim Jones."
"Jones? Are you related? I see a resemblance."
"Yes, we're brothers."
"Brothers? You can't get married."
"Why not? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"
"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!"
"Incest?" No, we are not gay."
"Not gay? Then why do you want to get married?"
"For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other.
Besides, we don't have any other prospects."
"But we're! issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've been denied equal protection under the law. If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman."
"Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have. But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want to marry Jim."
"And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just because we are not gay?"
"All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next."
"Hi. We are here to get married."
"Names?"
"John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson."
"Who wants to marry whom?"
"We all want to marry each other."
"But there are four of you!"
"That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can express o! ur sexual preferences in a marital relationship."
"But we've on ly been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."
"So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"
"No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that it's just for couples."
"Since when are you standing on tradition?"
"Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere."
"Who says? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples.
The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage license!"
"All right, all right. Next."
"Hello, I'd like a marriage license."
"In what names?"
"David Deets."
"And the other man?"
"That's all. I want to marry myself."
"Marry yourself? What do you mean?"
"Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return."
"That does it! I quit!! You  people are making a mockery of marriage!!"

Thanks Sid


3:57:31 AM    

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3/11/2004. Day By Day Cartoon


12:27:03 AM    

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Fargo is hip!

Julie is staying up late again and has a lot of comments on the LA Times article I linked to earlier.

Shoot. And I had so liked Fargo. Now it's getting "hip" and "cosmopolitan".

Kind of a journalistic leap. My address never felt like punishment, particularly since it doesn't have "Fargo" anywhere in it. "Los Angeles" would be a punishment, mainly because you'd be getting this newspaper and reading about how hip Fargo is now that it has a few more Asians and some raw fish and lots of martinis to pick from.

Fargo: If we weren't on I29 and I94 we'd be as pathetic as Rugby.
Fargo: hot enough for your grandpa in drag.
Fargo: to hip for blue-collar.
Fargo: Spring means 2nd avenue under ahulking huge dirt dike, but don't let that get in the way of all the weird over-priced food you can eat in the name of being diversified.
Fargo: Moorhead's dirty little secret.
Fargo: Nobody says "ya betcha" and we'll kill you if you do it one more time.
Fargo: We're trendy as long as you don't hit 13th avenue and catch a glimpse of the strip malls and all the sprawl.
Fargo: We're really more Minnesota than you'd imagine.
Fargo: We move a lot of meth.
Fargo: West Fargo's dirty little secret.
Fargo: We like to annex everything.



12:17:21 AM    

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How The World Has Been Intelligently Controlled?

This is very long.  I'm not through reading it myself.  Will have to print it and read it later offline.

Don't jump on me!  As I heard a wise man once say ......."I don't make the news - I just report it".


12:07:46 AM    

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