Updated: 4/1/2004; 4:12:48 AM.
The Lopsided Poopdeck
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes
        

Friday, March 26, 2004

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The Kerry plan to "protect jobs"

Read between the lines, Kerry is not calling for tax cuts for corporations!

Kerry said he wants "tax incentives" for some companies. Anyone experienced with liberals should understand what this means. Namely:

Kerry wants to increase taxes on everyone, and all companies, but in a PR gesture towards those of us who do not benefit from a trust fund via marriage, he will not raise taxes (as much) on some companies that go along with his policies.

That, to liberals, is a "tax incentive", while to the rest of us, a "tax incentive" is a tax cut. Do not get the two confused! [Reality Hammer]


10:03:21 PM    

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Congressional leaders accuse Clarke of lying under oath

CNN is reporting that Senator Bill Frist and Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert have asked for testimony made by Richard Clarke in 2002 be declassified so they can prove that he has lied under oath.

In a blistering floor speech, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist of Tennessee charged that Clarke "has told two entirely different stories under oath," and he castigated Clarke for cashing in on the 9/11 tragedy by writing a book.

It's only a matter of time, now. [Reality Hammer]


9:59:15 PM    

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Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
Washington, DC

Dear John:

Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in recovery from your mental problems. We were pleased to hear that you are now able to have unsupervised visits with your parents. The staff at the hospital reports that you are doing fine.

I have decided to seek a second term in office as your president and I would appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents. I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the hospital, you will let us know.

By the way, were you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jody Foster?

Sincerely,
George W. Bush
President


9:50:49 PM    

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Assassination!

I'd like to assassinate the "F"ing lowlifes who tried this!

Thinking what I would do if I was present when this happened I first thought I would pump about 500 rounds from a Browning M-2 into the car.  After further contemplation I decided it would be more fun to tie the guy up in the middle of the road and run over him about 10 times with a Hummer.  At least I would feel a lot better when I was done.  I would still kick his dead body about 100 times after that or until I couldn't stand up anymore.

It's one thing to try to kill people who are armed to the teeth and can defend themselves, it's quite another to do it to a defenseless animal.

Every time I think about this I feel like killing something!


7:00:30 PM    

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6:48:52 PM    

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What they really look like!


1:20:41 PM    

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We Are Finishing the War
Anatomy of our struggle against the Islamicists.  (Victor Davis Hanson)

"What is our enemies' ultimate agenda? Judge them by what they say and then do: Any who champion women are targeted. Those who are Jews should die. Expressing tolerance for other religions is a capital crime. Secular law and government are a betrayal. Apostasy from Islam justifies murder. Hypocrisy does not matter — whether that means using a hated Western computer or flocking to a despised Western capital. This craziness is actually an agenda of sorts, proclaiming to the wretched, "Purge yourself of the modern West (sort of) and fool yourself into thinking that you will have power, honor, and wealth as never before."


1:06:54 PM    

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Acidman has some of the same thoughts I do on racism.

Racism

What I don't accept is the concept that blacks will be "victims" forever. That's what their so-called leaders preach to them, and I saw too many new hires come into the plant as AN ANGRY BLACK YOUTH, taught well by his new slavemasters, who taught him (or her) hate, suspicision and a pure reluctance to play by the rules, because they are WHITE MAN'S RULES.

That's not how you get out of Hitch Village and make something of yourself. That's how you KEEP yourself in a place such as Hitch Village. You can call that idea racist thought all you want to, but it doesn't change the facts. I refuse to deny the obvious.  [Gut Rumbles]

It is my opinion that everyone is racist.  There are two types of racists.  Those who admit it to themselves and those who don't.


9:06:12 AM    

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Cute Fart Video

The kids will love it!   Thanks Sid


8:39:44 AM    

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A VIETNAM VET UNLOADS ON KERRY

Here's a remarkable open letter to John F*** Kerry by Larry Purdy, who happened to serve in Vietnam around the time of Kerry's service and who also happened to support the swift boat division in which Kerry served. [The SmarterCop]


7:10:17 AM    

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Beating for Allah

How to have a happy marriage, brought to you by Saudi TV in conjunction with The Religion of Peace?.

Allah the Most Merciful requires husbands to beat their wives with a pool cue. Remember folks, this isn't some radical weirdo offshoot if Islam, this is regular-old garden variety Islam as practiced in Saudi Arabia, arguably the most westernized country in the region. And people wonder why I am such a staunch supporter of Israel.

Hey liberals! When you argue against the forced democratization of the Middle East, this is what you are supporting.  [Right-Thinking from the Left Coast]


6:50:06 AM    

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Who's your publicist, Mr. Clarke?

In retrospect, what's interesting to me about this brief, but revealing, encounter is that Mr. Clarke seems to have gotten what he wanted all along — media coverage and a chance to rewrite history and his legacy, putting himself at the center. His comments this week have been filled with an underlying sense of rage that screams, "They wouldn't listen to me then, but they'll have to listen to me now." It's just too bad that the rest of us are caught within hearing range of his very public and incredibly narcissistic temper tantrum.   [Left Coast Conservative]


6:46:03 AM    

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One simple question

[Silent Running]


6:36:17 AM    

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Kerry Says He Will End Overseas Tax Breaks (AP)

AP - John Kerry, promising to create 10 million jobs and keep them in America, said Friday he would cut corporate taxes by 5 percent and eliminate tax loopholes that push jobs overseas. [Yahoo! News - Top Stories]

Might I suggest that those who are interested copy this article and store it somewhere.  If Kerry becomes president it will be fun to drag out four years from now.  I will try but knowing me I will manage to lose it or forget about it.


6:26:03 AM    

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Give people everything and soon they will decide they don't need to work.

Norway 'a nation of complainers'
Business group alarmed by rising absentee rates blamed on 'illness'


5:55:37 AM    

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Astronomy Picture of the Day

Moon and Planets Sky


5:34:48 AM    

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Heinrich Heine. "There are more fools in the world than there are people." [Quotes of the Day]


5:33:02 AM    

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Florence Shinn. "The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy." [Motivational Quotes of the Day]


5:31:19 AM    

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United Against    [Cox & Forkum]


5:29:47 AM    

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3/26/2004.  [Day By Day by Chris Muir]


5:28:28 AM    

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BACK ONLINE

Remember that Russian website that was all the rage a few weeks ago? The one where the motorcycle enthusiast likes to travel around the Chernoble area because the roads are empty and no one's around to arrest you if you break the speed limit?

Well, it's back up for all to see.   [Hell In A Handbasket]


5:16:01 AM    

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so would I

 [Gut Rumbles]


4:56:42 AM    

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