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Another War Video
Great Night Vision Training Video. Very large so not safe for dial-up. Also not safe for work or children if you get my drift ... wink, wink, nod, nod!
[Grouchy Old Cripple]
10:11:04 PM 
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THE "F" WORD
When is @#$% Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
--Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1999
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad."
-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003
8:57:07 PM
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"Oh my God! The dead have risen and they're voting Republican!" -Bart Simpson [The Bitch Girls]
5:25:29 PM
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Color Me Stupid
And to think I'd never heard of this man. How's this for something to appear on your headstone:
"The man who saved more lives than any other person who ever lived." I feel quite humble. I also feel quite enraged at the assholes who are trying to sabotage his work. [Kim du Toit]
2:29:27 PM
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Keep Your Ear on the Sparrow
Howard Kurtz reports on Air America:
"Without actually deploying the phrase "everybody knows," the general tone of Air America rests on the assumption that no argument is required. Everybody knows that W. stole the 2000 election. Everybody knows that deposing Saddam Hussein was a distraction from the important fight against al Qaeda. Everybody knows that the "liberal media" is a right-wing myth. Everybody knows that Bush's tax cuts only helped the rich. (If that's true, then I'm John D. Rockefeller.) Everybody knows that the Republicans are trying to undo the Great Society and the New Deal... and on and on. Everybody knows this. And if you don't know it, you're probably just an ignorant dittohead." [Infinite Monkeys]
1:00:35 PM
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Major cause of joblessness: US schools
Via Yahoo! News While job outsourcing fires up all-American outrage, it masks a more prevalent problem: joblessness among young people that's caused by high dropout rates. Each year, about 4 million 18-year-olds should graduate from high school. Of those, 1.2... [democrats give conservatives indigestion]
I would change the title to ... Major cause of joblessness: US Parents!
9:27:02 AM
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I have decided to vote for John Kerry
I have decided that a strong economy doesn't matter.
I have decided that a strong national defense doesn't matter.
I have decided that defeating terrorism doesn't matter.
I have decided that I make way too much money and the government should take it all and let me have a little back, which is only fair. Other people need it more than I do.
I have decided that my car offends some people, so I will trade it in for something unoffensive. Will the over 100 million drivers please decide what is unoffensive and let me know?
I have decided that the only thing that matters is whether people in Europe like us. I mean, so many nice, wonderful people have dominated Europe. We would be fools not to let ourselves in on that experience. Our ancestors were silly and arrogant to think they could do things better on their own. Nice people know their place in society!
I have decided, for all of those reasons and so many more, to support John Kerry and to vote for him in November. Please join me in this crusade! Together we can achieve great things, as long as everyone understands their place! [Reality Hammer]
7:50:31 AM
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I'D LIKE TO SEE PROOF OF THIS
Oliver Willis: "There is no doubt that most Iraqis are glad to be rid of Hussein, but an equal number - if not more - detest being under the rule of Americans." He uses this quote to explain how a... [DiscountBlogger]
Be sure to read the comments to get another insight into the workings of the liberal mind.
7:48:40 AM
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Astronomy Picture of the Day
I still say it looks like my back yard!
7:43:21 AM
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My heroes have always been cowboys.
I linked to this Bush flick once before but it bares repeating. I have a major complaint about the video though. It's not long enough!
They should have made it the full length of the song so it would not be chopped up. It is short enough though so that dial-up people can view it without too much pain.
Go watch. Do it! Do it now!
7:32:54 AM
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THEY DON'T HAVE A FIRM GRASP OF THE OBVIOUS
"The other problem is the World Court itself. The blueprint for US jurisprudence is outlined in Article III of the US Constitution. Anyone scanning through the document won't find any mention of the WC, not even in any of the Amendments that have been ratified since the original onstitution first became law. This begs the question: where do these idjits get off "ordering" anyone in the US to do anything?" [Hell In A Handbasket]
7:21:51 AM
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FRANKENRADIO
"Al Franken and Air America: "Silencing Minorities Since 2004!"
7:07:14 AM
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How 9-11 happened
"Bush came into office telling his national security adviser, Condoleezza Rice, he was "tired of swatting flies" – he wanted to eliminate al-Qaida.
On Sept. 11, 2001, when Bush had been in office for barely seven months, 3,000 Americans were murdered in a savage terrorist attack on U.S. soil by Muslim extremists.
Since then, Bush has won two wars against countries that harbored Muslim fanatics, captured Saddam Hussein, immobilized Osama bin Laden, destroyed al-Qaida's base, and begun to create the only functioning democracy in the Middle East other than Israel. Democrats opposed it all – except their phony support for war with Afghanistan, which they immediately complained about and said would be a Vietnam quagmire. And now they claim to be outraged that in the months before 9-11, Bush did not do everything Democrats opposed doing after 9-11.
What a surprise." [townhall.com]
7:01:11 AM
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my aching ass
"We are at war with Islamic terrorists who want nothing more than to destroy our nation and rain humiliation on our heads. They got in their best lick on 9/11, and the stupid bastards have been on the run ever since. They didn't believe that we would come after them the way we have. They were accustomed to a Bill Clinton Presidency, which was all sound and fury, signifying nothing.
The Allah-screaming nutballs we're dealing with now didn't expect a genuine American cowboy to come after them. George Bush did. And the results should be clear to anyone with a brain in his head." [Gut Rumbles]
6:52:07 AM
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