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A Memo About The Memo
"Well, the White House has now released the infamous "August 6th PDB".
Boy, it sure is chock full of information, aint it? Based on that memo, we should have immediately instituted a "no fly" list (wait, we've done that and now the ACLU is trying to tear it apart), bombed the shit out of Afghanistan which was hiding and supporting Public Enemy Number One, Osama Bin Laden (wait, we did that and a bunch of people bitched), put armed air marshals on selected flights (wait, we've done that and a bunch of people have bitched about it), armed the pilots (wait, we're trying to do that and a bunch of people are bitching about it), enacted a Patriot Act which primarily encourages all the various law enforcement agencies to communicate with each other (wait, we did that and practically everyone on the left has had a coniption fit about it, using entirely overwrought rhetoric about how our rights have been taken away), profiled Middle Eastern men (wait, we've been doing that and every goddamn Arab "rights" group has been bitching about that), instituted stronger security checkpoints at airports (wait, we've done that and EVERYONE bitches about it), cracked down on sympathetic Muslim groups masquerading as "charities" that funnel money back to the terrorists (wait, we've done that and Christ, hasnt there been a bunch of bitching about that) and generally tried to shine the light of day upon the dark, nefarious movements of those terrorist cockroaches (wait, we've done that and taken nothing but shit from the left)." [Mr. Helpful]
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