NEW BLOG SHOWCASE 2

I taught my wife (then girlfriend) to drive a stick. It took some patience. And it helped that the car I taught her in was a piece of crap, so when she caused my car to make THAT NOISE, it didn't bother me nearly as much as it might in other circumstances. Such as the ones described by FattySue, in a parody of Hamlet's soliloquy that perfectly strikes that hard-to-reach balance between changing too many of the original words & not changing enough:

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To shift, or not to shift? That is the question-
Whether 'tis nobler to brave the
Five-gated synchromesh monster
With its yet untamed demon clutch
And risk the gnashing of teeth in my mad hunt for third,
Or to drive the distance in second gear,
And, by revving past the blessed redline,
Crack a piston or burn a valve.
'Tis better to shift, methinks,
For who shall love me perchance I blow this
DOHC-16V in-line, 4-cylinder fuel-injected engine?

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If you've ever taught a stick-newbie, been one yourself, or even ridden with one, you should go finish reading it. It really captures the moment.

NEW BLOG SHOWCASE

the evangelical outpost has the best description of blogstration since Cox & Forkum's tip jar cartoon:

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There are 1,158,452 blogs in the blogosphere. I have but one of them.

I spend hours sifting through my blogroll, reading posts, searching for the DNA of a new meme that I can make my own. Through the A-listers and down through the ranks of the Ecosystem.

And then…I find It. The embryo of an undiscovered meme. In my head it all comes together and I realize I have It: the Perfect Post.

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If you're not nodding your head in sympathy by the time you get to the end of this one, you've never really blogged.

TESTING

Hmmm.. any better yet?