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Monday, November 10, 2003

NEW BLOG SHOWCASE LINKY-LOVE SOURCE CODE

<A href="http://imao.us/">IMAO</A> (558 links) - 3022 visits/day V <A href="http://nicedoggie.net/">Anti-Idiotarian Rotweiler</A> (463 links) - 2835 visits/day V <A href="http://www.blackfive.net/">Blackfive - The Paratrooper of Love</A> (154 links) - 763 visits/day V <A href="http://annikagyrl.blogspot.com/">annika's journal & poetry</A> (79 links) - 249 visits/day V <A href="http://silverblue.org/mt">Ramblings of Silver Blue</A> (121 links) - 206 visits/day V <A href="http://gevkaffeegal.typepad.com/the_alliance/">The Alliance</A> (156 links) - 156 visits/day V <A href="http://www.patriot-paradox.com/">Patriot Paradox</A> (37 links) - 149 visits/day V <A href="http://radio.weblogs.com/0126975/">Bad Money</A> (140 links) - 146 visits/day V <A href="http://angelweave.mu.nu/">angelweave</A> (111 links) - 115 visits/day V <A href="http://madfishwillies.mu.nu/">Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon</A> (84 links) - 98 visits/day V <A href="http://practicalpenumbra.mu.nu/">Practical Penumbra</A> (176 links) - 87 visits/day V <A href="http://www.pardonmyenglish.com/">Pardon My English</A> (47 links) - 84 visits/day V <A href="http://debbyestratigacos.blogspot.com/">Being American in T.O.</A> (43 links) - 70 visits/day V <A href="http://www.seethedonkey.com/">See The Donkey</A> (15 links) - 68 visits/day V <A href="http://www.alteredperception.net/">Altered Perceptions</A> (44 links) - 65 visits/day V <A href="http://physicsgeek.blog-city.com/">physics geek</A> (39 links) - 63 visits/day V <A href="http://s-train.h2cmedia.org/">The S-Train Canvass</A> (26 links) - 61 visits/day V <A href="http://www.sithoughts.blogspot.com/">Semi-Intelligent Thoughts</A> (60 links) - 45 visits/day V <A href="http://civilization-calls.blogspot.com/">Civilization Calls</A> (30 links) - 43 visits/day V <A href="http://sugarwhitesand.com/">CandyUniverse</A> (41 links) - 35 visits/day V <A href="http://grimbeorn.blogspot.com/">Grim's Hall</A> (15 links) - 31 visits/day V <A href="http://winceandnod.blogspot.com/">Wince and Nod</A> (42 links) - 30 visits/day V <A href="http://psychoticduo.com/blogs/psycho_rant.php">The Psychotic Rant</A> (26 links) - 26 visits/day V <A href="http://www.peripheralmind.org/">Peripheral Mind</A> (48 links) - 24 visits/day V <A href="http://www.realitysvoice.org/blog.html">Five Wasps</A> (14 links) - 23 visits/day V <A href="http://www.rocksolidcorp.com/weblog/index.html">Not Quite Tea and Crumpets</A> (31 links) - 22 visits/day V <A href="http://irrationalnoise.com/handh.php">Hypocrisy and Hypotheses</A> (23 links) - 22 visits/day V <A href="http://curi.us/domain/">curi's domain</A> (7 links) - 21 visits/day V <A href="http://www.variousorthodoxies.com/">Various Orthodoxies</A> (28 links) - 17 visits/day V <A href="http://newmaniwhs.blogspot.com/">Newmanisms</A> (21 links) - 17 visits/day V <A href="http://cannon.blog-city.com/">Cannon's Canon</A> (16 links) - 11 visits/day V <A href="http://roxettebunny.mu.nu/">Hoppings of Roxette Bunny</A> (23 links) - 10 visits/day V <A href="http://www.flyingchair.net/">Flying Chair</A> (32 links) - 0 visits/day V <A href="http://interested-participant.blogspot.com/">Interested-Participant</A> (63 links) - visits/day V 

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NEW BLOG SHOWCASE VOTER LINKY-LOVE

IMAO (558 links) - 3022 visits/day V
Anti-Idiotarian Rotweiler (463 links) - 2835 visits/day V
Blackfive - The Paratrooper of Love (154 links) - 763 visits/day V
annika's journal & poetry (79 links) - 249 visits/day V
Ramblings of Silver Blue (121 links) - 206 visits/day V
The Alliance (156 links) - 156 visits/day V
Patriot Paradox (37 links) - 149 visits/day V
Bad Money (140 links) - 146 visits/day V
angelweave (111 links) - 115 visits/day V
Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon (84 links) - 98 visits/day V
Practical Penumbra (176 links) - 87 visits/day V
Pardon My English (47 links) - 84 visits/day V
Being American in T.O. (43 links) - 70 visits/day V
See The Donkey (15 links) - 68 visits/day V
Altered Perceptions (44 links) - 65 visits/day V
physics geek (39 links) - 63 visits/day V
The S-Train Canvass (26 links) - 61 visits/day V
Semi-Intelligent Thoughts (60 links) - 45 visits/day V
Civilization Calls (30 links) - 43 visits/day V
CandyUniverse (41 links) - 35 visits/day V
Grim's Hall (15 links) - 31 visits/day V
Wince and Nod (42 links) - 30 visits/day V
The Psychotic Rant (26 links) - 26 visits/day V
Peripheral Mind (48 links) - 24 visits/day V
Five Wasps (14 links) - 23 visits/day V
Not Quite Tea and Crumpets (31 links) - 22 visits/day V
Hypocrisy and Hypotheses (23 links) - 22 visits/day V
curi's domain (7 links) - 21 visits/day V
Various Orthodoxies (28 links) - 17 visits/day V
Newmanisms (21 links) - 17 visits/day V
Cannon's Canon (16 links) - 11 visits/day V
Hoppings of Roxette Bunny (23 links) - 10 visits/day V
Flying Chair (32 links) - 0 visits/day V
Interested-Participant (63 links) - visits/day V

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TAKE IT, DON

Remember "blogging as brain jazz"? Well, Don of Anger Management saw my post on League of Liberal link-whoring, and took it up to a whole 'nother level:

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It's basic economics. Value depends on scarcity. If you only link to quality posts, you'll be able to drive more traffic to those posts, thus increasing the value of your links and thereby the importance of your blog. Put simply, people will want to be linked to by you so they can get lots of hits! And guess what? That means they'll probably link to you so you get lots of hits...and get driven further up the Ecosystem in the process!

If you link to any old post, however, you will soon find that your links don't command a lot of attention. People won't care about getting links from you because it won't result in actual hits. The value of your links is reduced. And, what's worse, when you do find something you REALLY want to link to, you'll find that you STILL can't conjure up much traffic. Remember: just like bad money drives out good money, bad links drive out quality links.

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Go over there and dig that cat's righteous groove, baby.

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PRECISION GUIDED HUMOR ASSIGNMENT - UN MOTTO

Yes, the UN needs a better motto than what it currently has (which is either nothing, or "Rice is Life") Here's my top 10:

10) UNable, UNaccountable, UNtrustworthy.

9) Dictators for rent or lease. Dial 1-800-OPPRESS.

8) Peace through superior surrender power.

7) We are too relevant.

6) Pitiful, yet unanimous.

5) Supporting world peace by ignoring genocide.

4) Appeasing, not opposing.

3) See? There is something more cowardly than a Frenchman.

2) Resolving terrorists back to the stone age.

And the #1 suggestion for a UN motto:

1) More talk than a girl's slumber party, less action than a nun's vagina.

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!

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INSIDE SUSIE

Wait... did that sound dirty? Nevermind.

What I'm trying to say is that Susie, the sweetest woman in the blogosphere and the overworked, underpaid Alliance Hostess and Ping Madam has her interview up at Misguided Minioness Jen's blog. Many shocking secrets are revealed, including:

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Who is your favorite blogger: Harvey or Madfish Willie?

You mean after Frank, right? Now this is the kind of question that's going to make somebody's feelings hurt...

...

What's your favorite alcoholic beverage?

My all-time favorite drink is kaluha and cream. I don't drink them very
often though because they taste so good it's hard to keep track of how many
there've been, and before you know it, somebody's naked...

...duct tape...

...long...

...they're pretty big...

...fall to the floor...

...very studly...

...warm, cuddly and hirsute...

...boobie pictures...

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You heard it all out of context here first.

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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

You are more beautiful than music.

Your face is like a poem

And your eyes... heaven.

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TODAY�S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

[click here for larger pic]

After being rebuffed by the Bear, the League of Liberals attempted a different form of gratuitous link-whoring. While not resulting in any actual increase in site traffic, the effort was still hailed by all as a great success for having "good intentions".

[Hat tip to Heather of Angelweave for pointing this one out to me.]

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