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Thursday, November 27, 2003
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2015: PART FIVE & SIX
Yeah, I mentioned part 5 before, but I finally got a chance to read the whole thing, and it's SO good that I'm embarrassed for not pushing it a little harder. Frankly, I've never had a better non-boobie related visual than when the Canadian UN ambassador quits:
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"Well, I don't really have a job here anymore... and my wife and kids kinda miss me... is there any chance I could be excused?"
"You don't want to do your part against the United States here in the UN?"
"Well, not really. I mean, we always knew we were part of the US, and pride is one of the sins, isn't it? Plus, you guys suck. I swear that Zimbabwean guy never takes a shower, and the dude from India keeps touching my ass. I'm out of here, whether you like it or not."
He picked up his "Canada" sign, broke it in half, rolled a joint, and walked out smoking it with his middle finger in the air. The Secretary-General just shrugged.
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Glorious :-)
Oh, and it looks like part 6 is up. Pause while I go read the whole thing... ah - a money quote:
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"Well, what's the business today? After a succesful conquest of a foreign country, I feel like throwing a party."
"Well, I think they said something about renaming the Canadian provinces... I don't know, don't you have some papers there or something explaining that?"
"Maybe, lemme check." The President rummaged around the desk, but just shrugged. He then reached into a drawer and picked up a few empty beer cans, a bong, and a deck of cards, but to no avail.
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Now, perhaps you're thinking to yourself, "Gee, I'd really like to read 2015, but I don't have time to start from the beginning."
Fair enough. Here's the short version.
It's 2015, the President is someone with a personality very much like Misha in one of his impish moods, the US is invading Canada to de-socialist it, and the President had the UN building airlifted to Iceland, where the Axis of Weasels continues to fuss and fume impotently.
If you know this much, the pieces are more or less self-contained, so you can jump in pretty much anywhere. Jeff does a fairly good job of re-introducing the characters in each section, so you won't feel lost. Now go read.
posted by Harvey at 10:21:23 PM permalink HOME
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BLOGGER SURVIVOR
I've been keeping half an eye on Blogger Survivor. Thanks to Don's laziness & general douchebaggery, there isn't always a lot going on. But right now they've got the third immunity challenge up:
Don has been late on several occassions. Determine his punishment.
Ok, Don, write a 5000 word essay on Immanuel Kant WITHOUT using any of the following words:
angry, atrocious, bad, baneful, base, beastly, bitchy, black, calamitous, corrupt, damnable, depraved, destructive, disastrous, evil, execrable, flagitious, foul, harmful, hateful, heinous, hideous, iniquitous, injurious, loathsome, low, maleficent, malevolent, malicious, malignant, nefarious, no good, obscene, offensive, pernicious, poison, rancorous, reprobate, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, sinful, spiteful, stinking, ugly, unpleasant, unpropitious, vicious, vile, villainous, wicked, wrathful, or wrong.
MUAHAHAHA!
Uh,... you probably have to be an Objectivist to get that one.
posted by Harvey at 9:50:00 PM permalink HOME
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IS IT ABOUT THE MARRIAGE OR THE GAY?
When discussing gay marriage, one of the points I see being brought up most frequently is that the purpose of marriage is, historically speaking, to provide an institution for raising children. Which is true, and I can't really argue otherwise.
But it makes me uncomfortable, because I'm part of a deliberately childless marriage. By the above argument, my marriage is as illegitimate as a gay pairing.
Personally, I think that marriage is about the commitment, not the children. Progeny are a secondary, although important consideration. I believe that society should encourage long-term committed relationships because they act as a stabilizing force in a community. They encourage long-term planning and decision-making.
Via the Carnival #62, I find the Boi from Troy making a similar point:
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Straight people have the institution of marriage to look forward to. They are expected to get married. If you are not married by 30, people start asking questions.
Gay people do not have the institution of marriage. They are expected to screw around. If you are in a long-term committed relationship by the age of 30, many will consider you an aberration.
I believe that marriage and monogamy are inextricably linked. Not having the expectation of marriage contributes to high levels of promiscuity in the gay community..
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American Digest quotes David Brooks similarly:
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"The conservative course is not to banish gay people from making such commitments. It is to expect that they make such commitments. We shouldn't just allow gay marriage. We should insist on gay marriage. We should regard it as scandalous that two people could claim to love each other and not want to sanctify their love with marriage and fidelity.
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So although I'm not sure it's appropriate to refer to a homosexual union as a "marriage" for definitional purposes, I do support the idea of encouraging homosexuals to make their bonds permanent and committed.
posted by Harvey at 8:24:54 PM permalink HOME
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ALLIANCE BLOG-BUDDIES
I updated my blogroll to include my Alliance Blog-Buddies. Who are they? They are the 2 blogs listed above me and the 2 blogs listed below me on the official Alliance HQ blogroll.
Why are they there? Because I want the Alliance to win back the sponsorship of the New Blog Showcase. I'm going to watch their backs, remind them to vote if they need reminding, check their names on the Bear's Voting Scorecard to make sure they were counted, and if they did vote in the showcase, I'll say thanks and I'll also click the link they posted, just to make sure it works (as well as driving a little traffic from their site to the new blog, so that the votee will see my buddy's name in their referer logs).
I hope they'll do the same for me.
I hope all Alliance members will do the same for their Blog-Buddies.
The League of Liberals must lose, and I'm willing to do what it takes to make it happen.
posted by Harvey at 7:11:59 PM permalink HOME
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
(Introduction)
Better than I was…
More than I am…
And all of this happened
With the touch of your hand
And who I am now is
Who I’ve wanted to be…
And now that we’re together
I’m stronger than ever,
Happy and free.
It’s a beautiful thing –
Don’t think I can keep it all in…
I’ve just got to let you know
What it is that won’t let me go –
It’s your love.
It just does something to me…
Sends a shock right through me
And I can’t get enough.
If you wonder about the spell I’m under –
It’s your love.
posted by Harvey at 6:04:09 PM permalink HOME
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CARNIVAL #62
Up & running at Setting the World to Rights. I must admit, the intros tended more towards the "poke the writer in the ribs" side than usual. It was like a Bonfire writ large. And for my part, I enjoyed the intros more than a lot of the entries. I had some trouble finding anything I liked (well, except the spanking posts, of course). Probably because I'm in a fairly chipper mood right now, and most of the entries seemed heavy & dour. Nevertheless, I DID like this one. A short bit of humor, and besides, I think I knew that girl...
posted by Harvey at 11:37:35 AM permalink HOME
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THE BEST REASON TO WEAR LINGERIE
My partner forced me to wear it, thus making me look and feel like a libidinous man's plaything, becoming nothing more than a sexual object in his eyes
I'm taking this line out of context from a post at Meryl's which I found via Kevin. I like it better this way, because in the original post, it was written so as to be a BAD thing.
posted by Harvey at 9:30:51 AM permalink HOME
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THANKSGIVING IN A NUTSHELL
Lynn says it best. The other 364 days a year, we work and plan and schedule and worry and fuss:
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And then there's Thanksgiving. A lot of planning goes into our big celebrations but once the day is here everything stops. It's almost like going back in time. Families get together and really spend time together. We actually talk. Nothing deep. Why spoil the day with too much seriousness? We talk about the food, how tight our clothes are getting, how fast the kids are growing; we re-tell the same stories we have told on every other Thanksgiving we can remember. It doesn't matter what we talk about. What's important is that we're relaxing and spending time together without feeling guilty about not being somewhere else.
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posted by Harvey at 9:08:59 AM permalink HOME
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