DON WATKINS, MIA
Don of Anger Management has hung up his blog, and there is great wailing and gnashing of teeth around the blogosphere.
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!
You don't memorialize the world's funniest Objectivist by being sad & mournful. You celebrate his brief but beautiful existence by reveling in the comedic idiom that he loved so well. And thus I present:
THE TOP 10 REAL REASONS THAT DON QUIT BLOGGING
1) His goatee got stuck in his keyboard.
2) He eloped with Luuk, the Everyday Bear
3) Glenn Reynolds mistook him for a puppy and blended him fingers-first, so he can't type anymore.
4) He's renounced Objectivism and will soon announce his Presidential candidacy as a Democrat
5) The stress of trying to be funnier than me finally got to him. Frank J. is next
6) He got drunk at Madfish Willie's & ran away with Fatty Sue
7) PowerBall!
8) Ann Coulter wanted a re-match. This could take a while
9) He wanted to get in a night at the Neverland Ranch before it's too late.
10) He finally listened to the little voices inside his head. Expect him to return as Donna of PMS Management.
With a little luck, Don will see this and feel compelled to come back with.
TOP TEN REASONS DON HAS RESUMED BLOGGING
Come on, Watkins, I DARE you.
UPDATE: Geez, that was probably the shortest blog-hiatus on record. Heh. Like I said, NO ONE gives up blog-crack cold turkey.
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