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Saturday, December 13, 2003

SADDAM A LIAR? NOOOOOO!

Now I heard the story about the new WMD evidence elsewhere, but Mike the Marine's set-up for it is just priceless. Take you maybe 15 seconds to read the entry without clicking the links, and the mental image is simply lovely.

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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

You are my heart, my soul, and all that I am. I love you more with every breath I take and my love renews every time I think about you. I am glad to have the honor of being yours.

You are my friend, my love, my queen, and the woman I cherish with all the energy that I can draw from my heart.

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TODAY�S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

Sure, it looks like a toll-free number, but Dial-A-Slut actually charges $3.99 a minute, and those women at the other end of the line can't fake an orgasm to save their lives, so don't even bother calling this number...