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Wednesday, December 24, 2003

BLOG BUDDIES LINKY LOVE

The Bear is still humping the vote-counting code, but I know that all my blog-buddies showed up this week, so I'm handing out the love:

Take a peek at Susie's cupcakes.

Matty O'Blackfive points out someone who FINALLY explains what good those terror alerts do. It's a serious post on a topic that I've heard a lot of people make fun of (bottom link).

Kevin of Eckernet comes out of retirement for Christmas break and posts something besides a Showcase vote. It's a beautiful homage to the insanely-last-minute Christmas shopper, and... Kevin! Where the hell are your permalinks? BAD BLOGGER! (Dec 21, CTRL+F "ode")

The Geekster whispers the words every man wants to hear, and tests your knowledge of Christmas trivia. Physics Geek gets extra linkage because I want to get some of that beer he's brewing.

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MUAHAHAHAHA!

I thought it would be Michael Moore, but I guess I was wrong...

Who's the #1 Google hit for "lying sack of shit"?

(Hat tip to Steve of Little Tiny Lies)

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BEFORE HE WAS AMERICA'S LEAST HELPFUL ADVICE COLUMNIST...

...people were asking Trey questions of a different sort, like

How did you discover that you were gay?

What does the Good Doctor think of your being a lesbian?

Why don't black and navy blue go together? And why is an exception made for blue jeans?

Children: angels on earth, or the devil in cute (if sticky) packaging?

How do you refute Zeno's paradox?

He answers them all in his interview, which is FINALLY available for viewing at Jen's place.

Find out what "my boyfriend at the time, a hand mirror and a really awkward position" is all about.

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I JUST HOPE JOSH & JESSICA DON'T PICK A NAME THAT BEGINS WITH J...

... I mean, think of the confusion when it comes time to sort out the luggage after a trip: "I had the brown case with JF on it", "So did I", "Me too!". Yeesh! What a mess!

Did I mention that J of Quibbles & Bits has announced his impending fatherhood?

Go congratulate.

Shoo! Go away now! Click the link already!

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BONFIRE PUSUING FLAME-RELATED ACTIVIES

The Bonfire of the Vanities is collection of the worst posts in the blogosphere, but you know what's even worse than that?

Trying to come up with new flame-related metaphors every week, that's what. No wonder Kevin's getting ready to farm this baby out. Anyway there's a fine crop of crap to be seen this time, but I think CD's post should simply be deleted.

Why?

Let's see, he mentions hippy music and dentists in one post. Yeah, I know, that's not SOOOO horribly bad, but then you throw in dental instrument sound effects...

*shudder*

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TODAY�S LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

Life is an ocean and love is a boat

In troubled waters it keeps us afloat

When we started the voyage there was just me and you

Now gathered �round us we have our own crew

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