THERE HE GOES AGAIN
Don of Anger Management is determined to cause trouble around the blogosphere. This time he's brought up the topic of what kind of body shape men prefer on women.
Of course, he tries to blame Candy for bringing it up in the first place (Dec 9, CTRL+F "hooked"), but geez, Don, take a little responsibility here. YOU'RE the one who picked her question out of a long and mostly unrelated post:
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I have a question for you guys, mmmm-k? Now, God knows I haven't ever looked like one of these two [women on "The Simple Life"], but I just have to know. Do you really find skin and bones, anorexic women to be all that attractive?
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Well, Don gives his answer and proceeds to blah, blah, blah endlessly afterwards, instead of just getting off the stage:
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The skin and bones look is a lot like Communism - many guys find it attractive in theory, but in practice, it leaves much to be desired (I, however, am smarter than other guys and realize that skin and bones, like Communism, sucks in practice because it's evil in theory).
Consider that today's defining beauty, Britney Spears, is not of the skin and bones variety...which is as it should be. The perfect woman has a number of assets skin and bones chicks lack: tits, hips, ass, and yes, even a tummy. These features not only look great - but unlike that skeletal concoction of collagen, hydroxy apatite, and osteoblasts - they are pleasing to the touch.
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I'll spare you the blah, blah, blah part, although you're certainly welcome to read it for yourself if you've already read all the phone books in your house and can't find anything else to help you sleep.
Anyway, Don, let me show you how it's done. Here's my answer:
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Bony chicks - ugh.
For me, I like nice, soft, feminine curves. A Jane-Russell-brand "full-figured-gal". A woman who you look at & think, "mmm... snuggly"
Most important - she's gotta have the kind of round, girly-hips where, if you're slow-dancing with her, you've got a place to rest your hands.
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And now the post ends.
Hope you were taking notes, Don.
posted by Harvey at 11:23:08 PM permalink HOME
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