GOOD ADVICE

He's not Ann Landers. Heck, he's not even Ned Flanders. But Trey Givens is hanging out his shingle as the blogosphere's newest and most unhelpful advice columnist:

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I'm really fat and it's hard to have sex. What should I do?
[Dr. T. Givens responds] I can only, but prefer not to imagine. You need to eat less, exercise more, and not set your goals so high. Maybe instead of sex you could aim for something less challenging like scrabble. Hang with that until you're ready for more complicated things like the whole base-system that comes with sexual inuendos.

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Got a problem? Need a solution? Ask Dr. T.

Then do anything except what he suggests.

TODAY’S LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

I love that you get cold when it’s seventy degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I spend a day with you I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY



Of course, Susie prefers to think of it as, "aged to perfection, and ready for the Reddi-Wip".

LOOK MA! I'M FAMOUS!

Ok, not really, but I am honored that Nick picked my question for this week's official Judge's challenge at King of the Blogs:

Your significant female other asks you, "Does this dress make me look fat?"

How do you respond? Details a Must.

Answers have been posted. I'll be scrutinizing & criticizing, as well as telling the remaining 3 contestants why their blogs suck like a Hoover Shop-Vac after a Tim Taylor Home Improvement make-over.

MUAHAHAHAHA!

THE POWER!