He's not Ann Landers. Heck, he's not even Ned Flanders. But Trey Givens is hanging out his shingle as the blogosphere's newest and most unhelpful advice columnist:
I'm really fat and it's hard to have sex. What should I do?
[Dr. T. Givens responds] I can only, but prefer not to imagine. You need to eat less, exercise more, and not set your goals so high. Maybe instead of sex you could aim for something less challenging like scrabble. Hang with that until you're ready for more complicated things like the whole base-system that comes with sexual inuendos.
Got a problem? Need a solution? Ask Dr. T.
Then do anything except what he suggests.
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