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  Tuesday, December 02, 2003


SURE I LIKE ROUGH SEX...

...but that doesn't make me a bad person. Maybe more of a Retrosexual.

Just for the record, Graumagus, I don't think men should wear "outfits", even if they are camouflage.

 


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YAY! PRIZES!

Ok, no actual prizes lined up, yet, but Kevin of Wizbang is taking nominations for the 2003 Weblog Awards. Lots of categories, and they're not all full yet. Get your nominations in while there's still time.

 


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I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED...

...what it takes to make America's #1 pin-up girl say "Yes!!! YES YES YES YES!!!!!"

Let's just say I found out.

mmmm.... happy Dana.

 


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JUST LENDING A HELPING HAND

Susie's been complaining about how she desperately needs good breast support. Being a gentleman, and hating to see a lady suffer (unless it's by request), I immediately did what I could to be "supportive" in her hour of need.

Susie was kind enough to Photoshop most of me out of the picture in order to help preserve my semi-anonymity and give me plausable deniability with Beloved Wife.

 


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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE...

...ever since he made "Bowling for Columbine". Now J of Quibbles & Bits takes Michael Moore to his just reward in the afterlife:

*************

He was dead. He knew it. He had seen it coming. It was the third slider that did him in.

“White Castle,” he muttered, “After all those burgers! How could you do this to me?”

He had choked on the third slider, the third of those delectable little onion flavored burger. He had expired, leaving 147 sliders still hot in the bag. The good people of White Castle had tried to save him, tried to wrap their arms around his pudgy middle for a Heimlich or two, but they had been unable to surround that mass and free the stuck slider.

And so, Michael Moore had died.

He lay on his back. He could feel hot asphalt against his bare, moist skin. The sky was black, but heat mercilessly beat at him. A hot breeze carried the smell of sulfur and brimstone.

“Crap,” Michael Moore said, “I’m in Hell. George Bush must’ve pulled a few strings.”

*************

MUAHAHAHAHA! Go read the whole thing and be filled with malicious glee.


 


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WHY THE LEAGUE OF LIBERALS SUCKS

 

Ok, so the League of Liberals, or, more specifically, a member thereof, was trying to game the Ecosystem to make himself look better. Now there's some controversy over some bloggers getting double-counted in the voting.

 

Although I can certainly see why people would be upset at the perception of unfairness, I don't think it's really all that important. Maybe I'm alone in this, but I honestly don't care which entry wins the New Blog Showcase. If it's the LoL pick of the week, fine. For me, the big thing is the SPONSORSHIP that matters. I just want to see the Alliance banner back on top of the Showcase page.

 

I'll be frank. I DETEST the League of Liberals, but NOT because of some possible voting chicanery. I find them repugnant because of who they are, what they stand for, and what they say. You want to know why the LoL needs beating? Because they spout garbage like this:

 

"George W. Bush's entire presidency is little more than an acting-out of his own unresolved Oedipal conflicts." Even if his desires to defeat his father and win his mother are subconscious to him, they are painfully obvious to many others.

 

If you peel away American susceptibility to phony "heroes" like Bush, you find lurking at a subconscious level some regressive, oppressive, even fearful memes about masculinity.

 

Looking at central and south America, it's hard to find a nation that the United States has not invaded, or overthrown it's government.

 

No American public figure since Sherman has left so much scorched earth to be revived and nurtured back to health as has this president. In virtually every area of foreign and domestic policy, the next president will find a deliberate ruin, a wasteland of debt, corporate pork, deceit, abrogated treaties, sabotaged negotiations, bribed and coerced officials, compromised "science", ignored and eviscerated regulations, starved regulatory bodies, extreme right wing religious influence in the judiciary and legislative branches, unsupportable tax laws, oppressive military spending, police state powers that threaten the legitimate government itself, and a public media owned and operated for the benefit of the wealthiest and most conservative forces in American society.

 

Bush sneaks in and out of Baghdad airport in 2 hours under cover of darkness unlike some Presidents we remember

 

Bush “loves” freedom like Michael Jackson “loves” children.

 

 

That kind of unadulterated pig excrement deserves NO honors, no matter how small. Not even their banner on the Showcase page.

 

 

That, and they pull the wings off butterflies for fun. Sick bastards.

 


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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

To love a person is to learn the song

That is in their heart,

And to sing it to them

When they have forgotten.


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TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

 

The League of Liberals offers their clearest and most concise arguments against the war in Iraq, as presented by a drunken baboon and/or Howard Dean.

 


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