NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH TOYS FOR TOTS
Don of Anger Management desperately needs a girlfriend, but until then he may have found a way around the prostitution laws, which works out about the same for him:
Here’s what needs to be done. We pick three books of varying prices – say, ten, fifteen, and twenty dollars. I suggest they be economics texts, or maybe something to do with superstring theory. In any case, guys would buy one of the books, and then find a whore. He’d get his ten, fifteen, or twenty-dollar blowjob, and then hand the whore the book along with the receipt. At the end of the day, the whore could return her books for cash.
Books for Blowjobs... Hmmm... Catchy name.
Which got me thinking about the, shall we say, "reading list" that would work appropriately for the program. Now, I'm not really into "literature" - "Captain Horatio Hornblower" was all I could think of. Musically, I also thought of Pink Floyd's "Ummagumma" because it sounds like a chick talking with her mouth full.
Thank God for Amazon's Advanced Search feature:
She’s Gonna Blow!: Real Help for Moms Dealing With Anger
Hear the Wind Blow
The Platonic Blow and My Epitaph
Please Blow Me North
Blow the Silver Trumpets
Thar She Blows: Whaling in the 1860’s
Blow in My Spirit
It Blows You Hollow (The New Issues Press Poetry Series)
How to Completely Blow Your Competition Away at Any Audition
Blow Me Down
Suck, Don’t Blow
Suck Up the Purple Buttermilk
What Animals Eat
Power Eating: How to Play Hard and Eat Smart for the Time of Your Life
Eat This...It'll Make You Feel Better!
Gobble, Growl, Grunt
Gobble, Gobble, Munch
Gobble and Gulp
Lightening the Load
My Friends, the Swallows
Swallow the Hook
Stretch, Swallow, & Stare
Earth Swallows Man
Pathology of the Oral Cavity
Customer Service Excellence
Golden Inches: The China Memoir of Grace Service
Service Success! Lessons From a Leader on How to Turn Around a Service Business
A Big Splash in a Small Pond: Finding a Great Job in a Small Company
Clifford Gets a Job
Mouth Organ for Angels
A Miracle in Your Mouth
So... who can tell me how to set up an Amazon Wish List on my sidebar?
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