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	Saturday, December 20, 2003

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH TOYS FOR TOTS Don of Anger Management desperately needs a girlfriend, but until then he may have found a way around the prostitution laws, which works out about the same for him: *********** Here’s what needs to be done. We pick three books of varying prices – say, ten, fifteen, and twenty dollars. I suggest they be economics texts, or maybe something to do with superstring theory. In any case, guys would buy one of the books, and then find a whore. He’d get his ten, fifteen, or twenty-dollar blowjob, and then hand the whore the book along with the receipt. At the end of the day, the whore could return her books for cash. *********** Books for Blowjobs... Hmmm... Catchy name. Which got me thinking about the, shall we say, "reading list" that would work appropriately for the program. Now, I'm not really into "literature" - "Captain Horatio Hornblower" was all I could think of. Musically, I also thought of Pink Floyd's "Ummagumma" because it sounds like a chick talking with her mouth full. Thank God for Amazon's Advanced Search feature: She’s Gonna Blow!: Real Help for Moms Dealing With Anger Hear the Wind Blow The Platonic Blow and My Epitaph Please Blow Me North Blow the Silver Trumpets Thar She Blows: Whaling in the 1860’s Blow in My Spirit It Blows You Hollow (The New Issues Press Poetry Series) How to Completely Blow Your Competition Away at Any Audition Blow Me Down Suck, Don’t Blow Suck Up the Purple Buttermilk Paradise Sucks What Animals Eat Power Eating: How to Play Hard and Eat Smart for the Time of Your Life Eat This...It'll Make You Feel Better! Gobble, Growl, Grunt Gobble, Gobble, Munch Gobble and Gulp Lightening the Load Come Morning My Friends, the Swallows Swallow the Hook Stretch, Swallow, & Stare Earth Swallows Man Pathology of the Oral Cavity Hummers Customer Service Excellence Golden Inches: The China Memoir of Grace Service   Service Success! Lessons From a Leader on How to Turn Around a Service Business   A Big Splash in a Small Pond: Finding a Great Job in a Small Company Clifford Gets a Job Mouth Organ for Angels A Miracle in Your Mouth   So... who can tell me how to set up an Amazon Wish List on my sidebar?   posted by Harvey at 3:10:14 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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