TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY



Mike Tyson: 2010.

FAVORS & PAYBACKS

homicidalManiack discovered my mysterious hidden link on Gnome-girl (see comments to previous post). So I figured I'd post some thank-you linkage, ("shouldn't be hard", I thought, "EVERYONE'S got something cool"). Well, no shortage of coolness, but a shortage of a blogger name. Hmmm.

Even worse, a shortage of an "about me" post. Darn.

Even worse, worse, a shortage of self-referential, gender-specific pronouns. Uh-oh. Blog-boy or blog-girl?

Peek, peek, peek... Score!:

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I'm mulling over the idea of joining Bloggers with Boobies over at Dana's place. What do my loyal readers think?

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Friends, this fine lady needs some help in making a decision, please encourage her.

Also, I now owe homicidalManiak (can I call you hM for short?) another favor, since she posted a more thorough, and more pleasantly vicious, review of that atrocious Kucinich video. Just wanted to thank you for that, hM, because I NEED to read all the brutal fiskings I can of fetid thing. Every time I think about it, all I can do is see red, and I can't compose a coherant thought.

All I can do is go to my happy place, climb the bell tower, affix the laser sight, breathe, breathe, squeeze firmly but gently...

Oh, and I can give hM a present from me & my dog.

Also, Dennis Kucinich is a crap weasel. His video is a crap weasel, too. (Thanks, J)

BETTER THAN KERMIT

I always thought Kermit the Frog was the world's greatest banjo player, but it seems that I was mistaken.

It's actually Steve from Little Tiny Lies. And he has audio proof.

Whaddya think, Lynn?

EXCUSE ME, CAN I BORROW YOUR JACKET?

I actually had a few seconds to peruse my referrer logs, and noticed one that I'd never seen before:

Gnome-girl.com

A cute little bloggerette from the SF Bay area.

Now, I poked around at the site & googled it a bit, but for the life of me, I can't figure out how you can get from her place to mine. But on the bright side, I DID discover that her jacket has, uh, been places.

Very incredibly not safe for work, and there's something for ladies, gents, and even Trey.

DO ME A FAVOR

1) Look at this bumper sticker at Trey’s place.

2) Tilt your head like Nipper the RCA dog as you try to decipher its meaning

3) Hold your mouse pointer over the picture and read the alt text

4) Snicker maliciously

5) Leave one of these in Trey’s comments :-)

I SAW THE KUCINICH VIDEO

I try to be nice, I really do. I even censor when I use bad words on my site (sort of), and I would never be rude enough to troll someone's site. I was even polite to the League of Liberals when I visited.

I went to Kucinich's web site, and saw the video that everyone's talking about, and that I finally clicked through from Matt O'Blackfive's place. My jaw actually dropped & my mouth hung open - it was THAT unbelievable. I am LITERALLY shaking with rage at this. And I sent Kucinich a note:

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You miserable, degenerate piece of shit. You have no fucking shame. That video is the most pathetic piece of crap I've ever seen in my life. Go fuck yourself.

Sincerely,
Harvey Olson

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I'd rather watch video of Palestinians dancing in the streets after 9/11. At least they're honest.