ALLIANCE BREAKING NEWS
The Bear's going to combine last week's showcase with this week's showcase. Re-post your votes so they don't scroll off your front page. Tell your blog-buddies, too.
Filthy Lie Round-up: Evil Glenn's Christmas. My pick of the litter would be BigStick.US, here's a sample, but I'm leaving the best lines for you to find by yourself:
"Yes, that's true," Glenn said, "but I needed to make toys of
Chairman Mao simply for the name. Think about it. Think about the name.
My mind still clouded by the Pure Commie Evil, I tried to figure out what Glenn meant. Finally, it hit me.
The iMao. I... M... A.......
"O... My... God..." Suddenly, I realized exactly what it was that
Glenn was up to. "You designed this toy for the sole purpose of
perverting the name of Frank J's website, didn't you, you sick bastard?"
"Indeed," Glenn replied. "That's not all I'm going to do to that
little son of a bitch, though. I designed the iMaos to radiate Pure
Commie Evil to brainwash shoppers into buying them. Soon, millions of
children will find an iMao sitting under the tree on Christmas morning
- it'll be one of the best-selling toys ever! And with my massive
sales, I'll develop enough brand recognition to go to court and take
back the iMao domain name anyone who's tried to capitalize on the
popularity of my toy to trick people into reading their crappy
And a new Filthy Lie assignment: How will Evil Glenn be ringing in the new year?
Will the New Year's Eve ball drop be onto a penguin's chin? Or will
it be champagne, Guy Lombardo, and dead hobos falling from the ceiling?
Tune in next Friday for the answers.
INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST!
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