AIEEE! MAD BOMBER!

Trey is not an Alliance member, but since the Precision Guided Humor target this week is the UN, he decided to have some fun with it. Now, I normally don't go giving out links before the round-up, but he wallops the collectivist bastards with FIFTY different mottos!

Warning: Random & Capricious Drink Alerts ARE in effect. Swallow first, then check the first 10:

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1. We’re the UN. We spit in the general direction of individual and national sovereignty. PA-TOOIE!
2. UN: Metaphorically shepherding compromise between food and poison since 1945
3. UN: Integrity? AAAA!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
4. UN: We never had any standards to start with so we can’t count this as a loss.
5. UN: Out to lunch
6. UN: We let the fox guard the henhouse because it’s good for the foxes’ self-esteem.
7. UN: Yes, we said that with a straight face.
8. UN: We’re high.
9. UN: Whatever. As long as you don’t call it “appeasement.”
10. UN: Rational? Go fish.

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I leave the other 40 as an exercise for the reader to discover.

I had to think about #29 for a few seconds, but when it hit me, I damn near fell outa my chair.

IT'S SO EMBARRASSING...

To be a member of the Corner of the Bar Gang (a FOUNDING member, no less) and not have the Bartender know who I am drinkwise. Therefore, my first stupid Quizilla Quiz:

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Congratulations! You're a screaming orgasm!!

What Drink Are You?
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Anyone who's surprised by this, please speak up...

QUESTIONS FOR THE BARTENDER

You have until Wednesday midnight to get your questions for the Bartender to Catwoman Jen Lars. After all the watery drinks he's poured into your filthy glasses, you owe him something (besides a hearty "F*** you, Bartender!"), so get your questions in before it's too late.

Nothing is too weird, twisted, sick, perverted, or dirty.

Or you can just ask him dull stuff about his life, since he hasn't mentioned shit about his meat-world existence. I think he lives in Luxemburg or something.

That's jenlars at hotmail.com

GO! NOW!

Hey, try these. You might have to swap genders, though.

HAPPY VETERAN'S DAY

While cruising around the blogosphere today, I saw a lot of posts giving thanks to the veterans who served and/or sacrificed over the course of this country's history.

Since I'm a veteran myself (Cold War, 85-91) I'd like to say, "you're welcome".

And I'd also like to thank *you* for being the kind of Americans that make this country worth serving and defending.

God bless the patriotic citizens of the United States.

And thank you for the tax dollars that were used to pay my salary and maintain my equipment during those 6 years, and thank you for funding the GI Bill, by means of which I payed for my college education after my term of service was over.

I wanted to say that, because, unlike the entitlement-mentality welfare recipients who squander your hard earned money without even the barest nod toward the funders of their un-earned lifestyle, I *do* appreciate what I was given, and I'm thankful to *everyone* who filled out a 1040 during those years, and who kept me warm and dry and clothed and fed.

Thank you.

DAMN IT'S HOT IN HERE

Must be because Kevin's got the Bonfire roaring again. 19th week in a row. Geez, he needs a life.

I'm almost ashamed to link it this week, because how can you call something bad that has a link to Playboy's "Girls of the Blog War" photo shoot, featuring Susie & Jen in some seriously hot girl-on-girl blogchick action. (CTRL+F "nudity")

It's the Queen of Suck gettin' frisky with the Link Madam.

Man, this is my filthiest, sweatiest dream come true.

What I wouldn't give for a can of Redi-Whip to go with this...

TODAY'S LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

"You have gripped my soul with a ferocity reserved for a castaway clinging to a raft in the middle of the ocean. If my soul is the raft, it is your hold that keeps me afloat. Don't ever let go. I love you."

TODAY’S GRAFFITI CURRENCY



Even George Washington is getting on the bandwagon by following the new trend of pooping on bad blogs.