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Tuesday, March 02, 2004

PLASTIC DOESN'T USUALLY TURN ME ON, BUT...

Between the fishnet stockings and the perky cleavage, I'm finding Lego LeeAnn irresistable.

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IF YOU READ THE IMAO SITE BACKWARDS, IT SAYS "FRANK IS DEAD"

J of Quibbles & Bits takes Frank J. to the Afterlife.

The good news - Frank meets Donald Rumsfeld.

The bad news - Frank meets Chomps.

Set down the beverage & take a peek (3-5 minute reading time).

UPDATE (3-3-04 10:30PM): For the young'uns who don't get the reference in the post title, go here.

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DAMSEL IN DISTRESS

via Teresa of Technicalities, I found out that tallglassofmilk (actually tall glass of yummy blonde) of Drink This is having some financial difficulties, and it looks pretty rough on her end. I don't know the lady personally, but Teresa likes her, and since I know Teresa's got good taste in bloggers, that's good enough for me.

I couldn't afford to make her car payment, but I figured the least I could do was skip my bowling night to put a little gas in her tank.

I'll let someone else help with the feminine hygiene products.

But do help if you can.

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WHAT'S BETTER THAN JEN IN A CAT SUIT?

Well, this little black number is fairly arousing.

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WHY JOEY IS SO COOL

Well, it's not because of his personal hygiene

There is a young man in Arizona
Who has a less than a pleasant aroma.
You'd say, "What the he[ll],
is that terrible smell?"
And, "why don't you get some cologne-a?"

But he does have a great hat, and you have to admire a guy who has the guts to come out of the closet as a sandwisexual.

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YOWZA!

Gotta say it. Susie's looking pretty hot in that little plunging neckline number.

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EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT MOVIES BUT WERE TOO BUSY RENTING DVD'S TO ASK

Susie reveal more mysterious movie theater secrets. Find out about movie screen construction, where that sound comes from, and why your nipples are rock hard when you watch Finding Nemo.

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