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Tuesday, March 23, 2004
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
(Introduction)
When I saw you I fell in love.
And you smiled because you knew.
posted by Harvey at 5:57:15 PM permalink HOME
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI
CURRENCY
[Brianna]
With a name like that, she'll probably grow up to be either a hooker or a pop star. Like there's a difference.
posted by Harvey at 5:51:59 PM permalink HOME
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SHAZAM!
The difference? One is an irritating, yet lovable, bumbling nincompoop. The other starred in his own TV series.
(Hat tip to Gomer Mike the Marine for the pics)
posted by Harvey at 5:41:50 PM permalink HOME
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BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES IS UP
...and smoking like a missle-blasted terrorist over at MTPolitics.
I gotta say, the host's intros were bitter, cruel, and merciless. And
it's about damn, time, too! You future Bonfire hosts take note. Your
object is to make Don Rickles look like Mr. Rogers.
But Craig DID screw up one skewering. When it came to John of Useful Fools' entry
on the idiocy of the "Please Stop Winning the War" protestors, what he
should've done was warn people about that first picture which contains
the foulest-looking rear-end-camel-toe to EVER sandblast my rentinas.
I will NEVER forgive either man for not posting a warning on that.
posted by Harvey at 5:26:50 PM permalink HOME
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MUST BE THE NITROUS
because J of Quibbles & Bits went to the dentist & now he's saying the silliest stuff:
I want fangs. Not vampire fangs,
but big sabre toothed tiger fangs. Then I could bite John Kerry when he
cuts in line. I could keep him in check, y'know, just bite him when
he's being an asshole. But then I'd be biting all the time and they'd
have to put me down. The big fangs would give Osama another hiding
place, too... Oh well, maybe not.
Chocolate covered malted milk
candy shelled eggs are the best Easter candy ever! You can buy me some
by clicking on the PayPal button to the right. They're $2.99 a bag at
the local target. Not that I'm hinting...
If I had fangs, I could protect my chocolate covered malted milk candy shelled eggs like they were my children.
He should be ok by now, so go ahead & click the link to get the rest.
... wait... maybe he's NOT ok...
posted by Harvey at 5:22:47 PM permalink HOME
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THE PARTY RAGES ON
The comment party is still going on at Madfish Willies. The
Bartender seems to have blessed the event by not only making the
coveted 200th comment, but also moving the party to the top of the page.
Meanwhile, the ladies seem to be missing. If your name is Susie,
Goldie, Tiffany, Teresa, LeeAnn, Dana, Margi, Pam, Heather, Beth,
Agatha, or Jen, your presence is requested in the Champagne Room.
(Sorry for not lighting up the links on the names, but I'm late for work.
Oh, and Lynn, you're invited too, but you'll probably want to use a fake name to save your reputation ;-)
posted by Harvey at 7:20:31 AM permalink HOME
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