Bad Money

BAD EXAMPLE
GOODIES SHOP

Visit the Bad Example Goodies Shop to view the full line of designs and merchandise.

Bad Example:
BECAUSE NUANCE
IS OVERRATED

"The frightening power of Harvey's filthy lies makes me tremble like a Frenchman. I frequently wet myself in terror and... Oops... damn." - Glenn Reynolds

"Tact is a stranger to you. I like that." - Chris Muir - Day By Day

"The man is a FREAK and a WEIRDO!" - Vigilance Matters

"The nicest thing about having Harvey around is that he makes the raincoat flashers look suave." - Rocket Jones

"...a very, very sick person." - She Who Will Be Obeyed

"pervert of renown extraordinare" - Practical Penumbra

"He's a really nice guy even if he is a little bit weird and creepy sometimes." - Reflections in d minor

"Curmudgeonly Old Coot" - BigStick.US

"Mr. Bad Example" - Straight White Guy

"Shpxurnq!!1!" - The Bartender of Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon

"infamous den of rum, buggery, the lash, and pirate pickup lines" - ErosBlog

CATEGORIES

Precision Guided Humor

King of the Blogs

Permalink Contest Answers

DAILY READS

Reflections in d minor

The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler

BLOGWAR!

Intro for the Uninitiated

How to Join the Alliance

Alliance HQ

Team Member Specialties

Secretary of the Treasury

Alliance vs. Puppy-Blender Scorecard

Showcase Challenge Scorecard

General Douchebaggery

BlogWar Strategy

Lying 101

E-MAIL ME:
harvolson-at-charter.net
OR
click the little envelope

Thursday, March 11, 2004

TODAY'S LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

Let there be such oneness between us,
that when one cries, the other tastes salt.

posted by Harvey at 10:37:32 PM permalink Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback [] HOME

CARNIVAL OF THE VANITIES #77

Is up at Aaron's Rantblog. Nice Emerson, Lake & Palmer theme.

Somewhere in there I found this silly bit called "Why Men Die First", which begins:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

I poked around Wicked Thoughts a bit, and - on the off chance Bussorah checks Technorati & follows the link back here - I want to make 2 suggestions to improve this intriguing blog:

First, make an "About Me" post and link it in your sidebar. If for no other reason than "Bussorah" isn't really gender specific (at least not here in the States), and I don't know which pronoun to use.

Second, go to Haloscan and get comments enabled. I wanted to leave a couple friendly LOL's, but there was no place to put them.

Other than that - nice place ya got there.

posted by Harvey at 8:19:42 PM permalink Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback [] HOME

GOD DAMN IT!

That does it! If I'm exposed to just one more happy smiling Bonfire of the Vanities with intelligent, thoughtful and amusing posts, I swear to GOD I will tie a cheese grater to a 3 foot length of five-strand hanging rope and PERSONALLY beat the crap out of everyone involved.

[rooting around in kitchen]

Damn, can't find the grater.

Anyway, you people are making a mockery of the sacred trust of the Bonfire! Where's the suffering? Where's the torture? The misery? The degradation?

BAH! You people make me sick!

Yeah, you Kiril of Sneakeasy's Joint, with your pointed skewering of asshat liberals

And you, mfriedma of Fried Man, with your subtle-yet-brilliant mockery of a whiny "I'm a victim" minority.

Why can't you folks be more like Bryan of Spare Change and submit a post so bad that I will now have to burn my computer to cleanse the sin of linking to it?

Kids today. I swear...

posted by Harvey at 8:00:44 PM permalink Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback [] HOME

2015 PART 10

Now showing at BigStick.US. Seems the French are thinking about doing something besides talking.

Scary.

posted by Harvey at 7:50:24 PM permalink Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback [] HOME

WONDER WHERE HE'S GOING WITH THIS ONE?

J of Quibbles & Bits started another fiction piece at his place. Well-written, as always, but a bit clichéd in the early going. I figure he's got something up his sleeve.

Damned irritating waiting around to find out, though.

What can I do to encourage him?

Stick a song in his head maybe?

BadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadger

Hurry up with the rest of it, J, & maybe I'll cut your punishment down to Safety Dance.

posted by Harvey at 7:39:28 PM permalink Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback [] HOME

SOMEWHERE IN HEAVEN, LEON IS LAUGHING AND LAUGHING...

Abu Abbas, murderer of innocents, is dead.

Thanks to J of Quibbles & Bits, he's also in hell.

Satisfying :-)

posted by Harvey at 7:26:25 PM permalink Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback [] HOME

PRACTICAL, YET FUN

Via one of my blogless old high school buddies, I've been pointed out to the handy little tool, the Acronym Finder. Not sure what ROTFLMAO means? Punch it in & find the answer. It's got a lot more than just internet related abbreviations, too. What's MDMA? Maybe it's Ecstasy, maybe it's the Midwest Donkey and Mule Association. That part you'll have to figure out for yourself.

But where's the fun? Ah... one of my other blogless old high school buddies put his initials into this baby and came up with a whole list of interesting items.

My list wasn't that great, but I thought this one was cool:

HMO - Hermosillo, Sonora, Mexico - General Ignacio Pesqueira Garcia (Airport Code)

Some people have better luck. For example, I couldn't help noticing that Heather of Angelweave comes up as, among other things, Hot Little Number.

I could've told you that!

posted by Harvey at 7:23:16 PM permalink Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback [] HOME

THAT'S MY BOY

So, you want to join the comment party at Madfish Willie's, but you're a little shy, and your not sure who's who.

_Jon aka HySpeed, has created a scorecard, complete with names, number of comments, the action most typically taken by the partier, and a sample comment.

It's in no particular order that I can discern, but here are some sample comments:

And remember *hic* the party isn't over till the fat girl cries...
Goldie... let's go over here in the broom closet...
Tiffany, you can stop messing with the Bartender's blender... Tiffany?... TIFFANY!

Find some fresh Reddi-Wip and you'll make me forget the firemen....
Wait, we're supposed to be wearing clothes? Aww, hell. :(
Now where did I put that riding crop o' nine-tails?
Oh bewitching elixer how I love thee! Yay, booze.

Don't be a party pooper, join in the fun today. Seats are still available.

Although they're a little damp...

posted by Harvey at 7:10:55 PM permalink Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback [] HOME

DAMN YOU GLENN REYNOLDS!

Ya know, it's one thing to be a disgusting freak who puts puppies in blenders, but this... THIS...

All I'm saying is that there are certain lines that should never be crossed, and this is WAYYYYY on the wrong side of one of them.

(hat tip to Little Tiny Lies for pointing out the pic)

posted by Harvey at 7:01:35 PM permalink Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback [] HOME