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Sunday, March 14, 2004
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
(Introduction)
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see
eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and
delighting their friends.
posted by Harvey at 11:11:26 PM permalink HOME
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI
CURRENCY
In the Hollywood left's never-ending quest to smear Republicans, the
new bio-pic "Lincoln" will portray the 16th President as a drug-abusing
Satan-worshipper, and will star Paul Stanley.
posted by Harvey at 11:08:45 PM permalink HOME
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SUSIE IS SIMPLY THE BEST
Why? Not only is she continuing her series on behind-the-scenes theater activities, she also has her magnificent pair of cans out on display for all to see.
This is probably just a personal kink, but I really like the way she strategically placed those white stickers so you can't quite see everything.
Next up - the "ice machine", which is, as we all know, a storage space that makes things hard.
posted by Harvey at 7:31:28 PM permalink HOME
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THAT'S WHERE?
Apparently Jeff of BigStick.US is making stuff up in his caption to this picture of Mount Neron in France, since Googling for Mount Neron turns up bupkis. Therefore, it's my turn to make up a caption for this picture.
Just as France is often referred to as "the place that God stood when
he made the world", Mount Neron is known as "the dump God took
afterwards, but forgot to flush".
posted by Harvey at 7:21:04 PM permalink HOME
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MORE PICTURES FROM THE COMMENT PARTY
I'm pretty sure the chick in the bikini doing the horizontal lap dance is Goldie.
Not sure about the guy. No beard, so it's not me. Hair's not red, so it's not Eric. Too much obvious excitement, so it's not Trey. Only a small beer gut, so it's not Matty...
Hmmm... I'll go with Jeff because of the premature ejaculation. Kids these days. No self control.
By the way, Bartender, just because you've gone & put up some lame, half-assed baseball post, doesn't mean the party's over yet. Like they say, it's not over until the ladies write the party motto... and even after that, it'll probably just pick up speed.
posted by Harvey at 7:05:16 PM permalink HOME
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THE BLOGGING NEKKID SONG
Beth of She Who Will Be Obeyed, wrote verse #1 of the Blogging Nekkid Song:
I always blog nekkid on Sunday,
'Cause by then, I'm out of clean clothes,
I always blog nekkid on Sunday,
from my head to the tips of my toes.
She's still trying to work out the actual tune to sing it to, but Eric of Straight White Guy is working on it. Until it's completed, you can just sing it to the tune of "My Bonny Lies Over the Ocean".
She also wrote a second verse.
Although it's perfectly fine, I was nevertheless inspired by her first
verse to go with the "days of the week" theme, and present my effort
thusly:
BLOGGING NEKKID SONG
I always blog nekkid on Monday
That's how my work week always starts
I always blog nekkid on Monday
I type and I play with my parts
I always blog nekkid on Tuesday
The Bonfire on screen brightly glows
I always blog nekkid on Tuesday
It's so hot that I don't need clothes
I always blog nekkid on Wedneday
I write things about sex and sin
I always blog nekkid on Wednesday
I sure hope my kids don't walk in
I always blog nekkid on Thursday
On Survivor I watch nekkid Hatch
I always blog nekkid on Thursday
I wish they had matching bare snatch
I always blog nekkid on Friday
The weekend is here Hip Hooray!
I always blog nekkid on Friday
How I touch myself I won't say.
I always blog nekkid on Saturday
I'll share my bare body with you
I always blog nekkid on Saturday
I've turned on my web-cam, WHOO-HOO!
No applause, please. Just throw panties.
posted by Harvey at 6:33:35 PM permalink HOME
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