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Friday, March 19, 2004
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
(Introduction)
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
posted by Harvey at 10:36:45 PM permalink HOME
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TODAY’S GRAFFITI
CURRENCY
[Maggie]
Does anyone else think Fox is going a little overboard with their efforts to promote "The Simpsons"?
posted by Harvey at 10:35:02 PM permalink HOME
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I SWEAR, THIS BOY HAS LEARNED NOTHING!
Jeff of BigStick.US has posted another boring picture of the French landscape and captioned it like crap.
This is a view from the Bastille, down onto the city... weee!
Stand aside, youngster, and allow me.
"A herd of brave shrubbery begin the perilous journey over the French
Alps, to Switzerland and freedom from the oppression of the Knights Who
Say "Oui!""
posted by Harvey at 10:12:12 PM permalink HOME
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A TALL SHIP AND A STAR TO STEER HER BY
There are some good things to be said for being in the Navy, as opposed
to other branches of the Armed Services. Like the Army and Marines,
you'll get to travel & see the world. Unlike
the Army and Marines, you get hot meals every day, a foam pad to sleep
on, and even regular showers. At least when the ship's distillation
plant is functioning, which it occasionally is.
The big downside to the Navy is that, should you meet your doom, it
will probably be a slow, miserable death in a cold ocean, by either
drowning or being eaten by sharks.
The smaller downside is that being on a Naval vessel is very much like being on a civilian cruise ship.
Now, some of you are probably thinking, "Hey! A cruise ship! That sounds like LOTS of fun!"
First, I'm going to whack you on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper for having such a silly thought - *WHACK!*
Then I'm going to let Vanderleun of American Digest tell you the truth about cruise ship hell:
But should you have a taste for tedium, should boredom be like mother’s
milk and daily bread (lots of it) to you, you will be surfeited by this
otherwise antiquated mode of travel. Indeed, for sheer, mind
obliterating tedium, for the kind of vacancy induced only by event
horizons with no events and fewer horizons; for a feeling that arises
in no experience other than incarceration, there is nothing that can
beat the tedium induced by that modern masterpiece of torpor, stupor
and pointlessness, the Cruise Ship.
Click the link for the rest of the story, if you have the nerve.
posted by Harvey at 10:02:25 PM permalink HOME
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GOD I LOVE CAPTALISM
Heather of Angelweave is going to be riding in the Tour de Cure in 3
months to help raise money for the American Diabetes Association and she's asking for contributions.
But she gives you *ahem* a little something in return.
Bring the kleenex...
for mopping the sweat off your brow, because this pic is hot!
Now, the Tour de Cure web site's minimum "suggested" donation is $25.
That's just nuts. I've got to make a car payment this month, not to
mention the fact that I still need to rent that Tijuana hooker for our
upcoming threesome. So I threw a lot less than that in Heather's
kettle.
My point is this: if you can spare the quarter C-note or better, please
do. But if all you have is pocket change, don't be embarrassed to throw
that in. It all adds up.
posted by Harvey at 9:48:34 PM permalink HOME
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