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Wednesday, March 31, 2004

TODAY'S LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

If I know what love is, it is because of you.

posted by Harvey at 10:08:41 PM permalink Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback [] HOME

TODAY�S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

[ABORTION: THE ULTIMATE CHILD ABUSE]

Possibly, but I think this would have to at least run a close second.
[safe for work]

posted by Harvey at 10:06:23 PM permalink Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback [] HOME

A GOOD THING GONE HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY WRONG

Which is why I almost laughed myself into a seizure following Goldie of Drama Queen's link to "The Big Book of Sign Language":

For decades, mankind has longed to be deaf. Jet engines, auto horns, the dullification of modern popular music - any one of these things alone might be worth the price of admission to a wholly silent world. So how does one sign up? Reproduced for the first time since its initial printing in 1972, we are proud to present its revised, expanded, fully up-to-date illustrated manual of contemporary American sign language, sometimes referred to as "finger spelling".

If you don't laugh at the illustrations & captions, then there's something wrong with you.

Like maybe you're a decent, sensitive, caring, upstanding member of your community.

In which case, what the hell are you doing here anyway? GOD how I hate you normal people...

posted by Harvey at 9:56:03 PM permalink Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback [] HOME

CARNIVAL OF THE VANITIES #80

... is up at Eric Berlin. Nice April Fool theme, and I didn't spot any of the gotchas before they got me.

My favorite would be the entry from Israellycool where we find a list of songs to celebrate the fiery decapitation of that miserable terrorist piece of shit Yassin:

Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Killing Me Softly

Don't Stand So Close to Me

Take on Me

Ashes to Ashes

Great Balls of Fire

Tell Me Why I Don't Like Mondays

Be sure to check his comments for more suggestions.

posted by Harvey at 9:24:43 PM permalink Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback [] HOME

GEEZ, DON'T I EVER SHUT UP?

Post #2000, right here.

I don't have a blogging addiction problem. I can quit anytime I want. Watch...

...

[sweating, shaking]

I... I just don't want to right now, that's all.

posted by Harvey at 9:19:22 PM permalink Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback [] HOME

FLAMING CHICKENS COME HOME TO ROOST

... as the Bonfire of the Vanities returns to Wizbang in a move which is the blogspheric equivalent of grabbing the flag before it hits the ground, i.e. Kevin subbing for the technologically wounded scheduled host.

Really crappy this week, although I did learn one thing from Sean of The American Mind: Buddists have people lining up to kick them in the crotch.

Huh. And to think that all this time, I've been paying for it.

posted by Harvey at 9:06:51 PM permalink Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback [] HOME

I DON'T KNOW. YOU?

hM of homicidal Maniak is trying to find out the name of a movie, and she describes it as follows:

It is [an animated] sci-fi movie that has something to do with the human race being enslaved and forced to work in mines. One of the slaves somehow escapes, ends up with a sword, there's a big fight with the head honcho of the enslaving race near a river of lava (maybe even on an island surrounded by lava), and the guy, of course, gets the girl. I'm thinking it was made in the 80s by an American company, though I could be wrong.

I was too busy getting drunk or being in the Navy (or both) during the 80's to recognize this movie. But if you have an idea, leave a comment either here or there.

posted by Harvey at 9:03:53 PM permalink Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback [] HOME

I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT, BUT MAYBE I CAN CAPTION IT.

You're wasting your time in Iraq! There's no way the seeds of democracy can take root and grow! It's impossible! It's... uh... Nevermind.

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MEANWHILE AT ALLIANCE HQ

Precision Guided Humor round-up (and apology for being a crappy assignment) is up. Whatever you do, don't read GEBIV's entry because it makes me look unfunny by comparison. Bastard.

Linky stuff - past, present, future

Filthy Lie assignment reminder: Evil Glenn's April Fool's Day

New PGH - Add to the list of Fun Facts About Terrorists

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