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Thursday, April 01, 2004

TODAY'S LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

I love you more now than when you began to read this sentence.

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TODAY�S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

[Happy Birthday Hope Happy 5th Birthday Hope From Tio Roy and Barbara]

What Hope said: "Thank you, that's so sweet!

What Hope thought: "Where's my pony?... I asked for a pony... THIS IS NOT A F****** PONY!"

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[HANDING OUT CIGAR] IT'S A BOY!

Thanks to some unprotected blogging on my part, a new blogger has hit the 'sphere. My new blogson, Johnny-Oh of Closet Extremist.

Pretty impressive, because he went from quiet lurker to commenter to blogger in about a week. Ah, the sweet seduction of free blogging software.

Now that he's got comments working, it's time to send the dogs over to start sniffing his butt... virtually speaking.

He could turn out to be pretty good, since I've never seen homosexual marriage compared to a barbequed pork sandwich before. Interesting. Anyway, he makes a good point here:

[Gay marriage] has the potential to get a percentage of gay people to settle down who never would have. Monogamous relationships = less hanky panky. Less hanky panky = decrease in the spread of disease. Calmer citizenry, less disease, it's a win/win scenario.

To which I'll add the following thought:

I've read something like that elsewhere, and I'm fascinated by the notion. The theory is that one of the reasons for homosexual promiscuity is that, unlike heteros who are, to some degree, expected by a good chunk of society to eventually settle into a monogamous relationship, homosexuals have no such expectation. If gay marriage were encouraged, social pressure to wait for the institution might arise.

On the other hand, gay men are also MEN, and thus horny as Viagra'd bunny rabbits, so maybe this theory is so much dog-wash.

But it's an interesting thought.

At any rate, Johnny-Oh goes onto the blogroll where I can keep one wary eye on him.

I wish I knew who his mother was so I could have her change his diaper. Next time I gotta buy Huggies. [frustratedly mopping up puddle]

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